Distorted Humor
Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig
1993, ch, entered stud 1999
#1 Broodmare Sire of 2017.
#2 NA Sire by lifetime % of BTW.
143 BT Wnrs & 18 G1 wnrs, $130M.
'17 yrlgs: $750K, $700K, $450K, etc
2018 FEE: $50,000 Stands & Nurses
Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY
Tools and Resources
Current Top Performers Worldwide
What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top
performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first
preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These
are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances
occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display
the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given
to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including
pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data
include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is
updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information
Services.
| Horse | Age/Sex/Best Win | Broodmare Sire | Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track) |
|---|---|---|---|
| QUIP | 3 yo, c, G2W | Indian Charlie |
Lambholm South Tampa Bay Derby
(gr. II,
3/10/2018,
$400,000,
1 1/16 miles,
1:44.72,
Tampa Bay Downs
)
Replay
2nd Arkansas Derby
(gr. I,
4/14/2018,
$1,000,000,
1 1/8 miles,
1:49.86,
Oaklawn Park
)
Replay
|
| HAPPY LIKE A FOOL | 3 yo, f, G3W | Sky Mesa |
Adena Springs Miss Preakness S.
(gr. III,
5/18/2018,
$150,000,
6 furlongs,
1:10.12,
Pimlico
)
Replay
|
| MATROOH | 8 yo, g, G3W | Personal Flag |
Hanshin Cup S.
(gr. III,
5/12/2018,
$100,000,
1 mile,
1:36.43,
Arlington
)
Replay
|
| FUNNY DUCK | 3 yo, c, G3W | Seattle Slew |
Pat Day Mile S. presented by LG and E and KU
(gr. III,
5/5/2018,
$300,000,
1 mile,
1:37.16,
Churchill Downs
)
Replay
|
| COMICAS | 5 yo, g, G3W | Touch Gold |
Dubawi S. Sponsored By Borealis
(gr. III,
1/18/2018,
$105,000,
Meydan Racecourse-UAE
)
2nd Al Shindagha Sprint Sponsored By Gulfnews.com
(gr. III,
2/8/2018,
$40,000,
Meydan Racecourse-UAE
)
|
| WELL HUMORED | 4 yo, f, SW | Tiznow |
Wayward Lass S.
(
1/20/2018,
$50,000,
1 1/16 miles,
1:43.86,
Tampa Bay Downs
)
Replay
|
| Virginia Key | 3 yo, f, G2PL | Newfoundland |
3rd Gazelle S.
(gr. II,
4/7/2018,
$300,000,
1 1/8 miles,
1:50.42,
Aqueduct
)
Replay
|
| LAST HOPE (BRZ) | 5 yo, h, G3W | Crimson Tide (IRE) |
2nd Grande Premio Prefeitura da Cidade do Rio de Janeiro
(gr. III,
1/21/2018,
$3,830,
Gavea-BRZ
)
|
| Inscom | 3 yo, c, SPL | Lemon Drop Kid |
2nd Pasadena S.
(
3/17/2018,
$200,000,
1 mile,
1:35.92,
Santa Anita Park
)
Replay
|
| You're to Blame | 4 yo, r, G3PL | Malibu Moon |
3rd Challenger S.
(
3/10/2018,
$100,000,
1 1/16 miles,
1:43.43,
Tampa Bay Downs
)
Replay
|
Leading Runners Worldwide
What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings,
and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include
Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual
runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop
and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.
By Lifetime Earnings
| Name | Earnings |
|---|---|
| Drosselmeyer | $3,728,170 |
| Funny Cide | $3,529,412 |
| Flower Alley | $2,533,910 |
| Hystericalady | $2,390,556 |
| Commentator | $2,049,845 |
| Regal Ransom | $1,894,835 |
| A Shin Cool D | $1,485,252 |
| Boisterous | $1,458,792 |
| Hello Pretty (AUS) | $1,205,529 |
| Ironicus | $1,148,790 |
By Current Year Earnings
| Name | Earnings |
|---|---|
| Quip | $410,000 |
| Funny Duck | $201,580 |
| Comicas | $145,000 |
| Matrooh | $137,733 |
| Happy Like a Fool | $97,500 |
| Seta Corona (JPN) | $80,180 |
| You're to Blame | $71,050 |
| King Humor | $55,200 |
| Senor Jobim | $48,600 |
| Virginia Key | $45,410 |
By Class Performance Index
| Name | CPI |
|---|
Recent North American Winners and Stakes Performers
What's This?
All winning or stakes-placed progeny are listed for North American performances
within the previous seven days. Winners are updated on the list only when the information
on new winners is available. Juvenile runners are included in a separate list. For
each runner is listed his or her name, age and sex, and broodmare sire. Race data
include the race name (when applicable), track, official finish position, distance,
and race date. If video of the race is available, a camera icon and “Replay” are
linked to a video player. Equibase charts for all races are also linked.
3-Year-Olds and up
| Name | Age/Sex | Broodmare Sire | Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HONORABLE DUTY | (6 yo/g) | A.P. Indy | AOC, Churchill Downs (1st , 1 1/16 Miles, 5/20) | Replay | Equibase Chart |
| Chelios | (7 yo/g) | A.P. Indy | CLM, Parx Racing (1st , 6 Furlongs, 5/22) | n/a | Equibase Chart |
Upcoming North American Race Entries
What's This?
This section lists the progeny entered in an upcoming race in North America (U.S., Canada, and Puerto Rico) for the subject stallion. Weekly entries are published as soon as they are available through Equibase and are only for races that meet the following purse thresholds: All stakes $50,000 and up; allowance races for $30,000 and up; claiming and optional claiming for $50,000 and up; maiden special weights for $20,000 and up; and, maiden claiming races worth $20,000 or more. For each runner is listed its post position, name, age and sex, and name of the dam. Race data includes the race type or name (applicable to stakes), race date, race number, track, purse, distance, assigned weight, jockey, trainer, breeder and owner.
| Post | Horse / Age / Sex / Dam | Race | Wt | Jockey / Trainer | Breeder / Owner |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 |
Still a Funny Girl
|
MSW
5/26/2018, Race 4, Santa Anita Park, $54,000, 1mi (T) |
120 |
|
|
| 5 |
Tijuana Dancer
|
MSW
5/27/2018, Race 7, Gulfstream Park, $46,000, 1mi (T) |
118 |
|
|
| 12 |
La Titina
|
MSW
5/27/2018, Race 7, Gulfstream Park, $46,000, 1mi (T) |
118 |
|
|
| 4 |
Time On Target
|
AOC
5/28/2018, Race 8, Churchill Downs, $55,000, 6f |
118 |
|
|
| 5 |
Papa Shot
|
Commentator S.
5/28/2018, Race 9, Belmont Park, $200,000, 1mi |
118 |
|
|
| 5 |
Dahik
|
MSW
5/28/2018, Race 6, Churchill Downs, $53,000, 7f |
116 |
|
|
| 7 |
Cumbria
|
ALW
5/28/2018, Race 10, Belmont Park, $65,000, 1 1/16mi (T) |
124 |
|
|
| 3 |
Naples Princess
|
ALW
5/31/2018, Race 8, Belmont Park, $77,000, 6 1/2f |
124 |
|
|
| 3 |
Mockery
|
MSW
5/31/2018, Race 1, Belmont Park, $75,000, 1 1/16mi |
117 |
|
|
| 1 |
Metaphorical
|
MCL
5/31/2018, Race 3, Belmont Park, $41,000, 6f |
118 |
|
|
| 1 |
Cache
|
ALW
5/31/2018, Race 8, Belmont Park, $77,000, 6 1/2f |
120 |
|
|
Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings
What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally
or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners,
stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief
earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for
the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All
data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes
information is worldwide.
| Rankings | Rnrs | Wnrs | SWs | SWins | GSWs | G1SWs | Chief Earner | Earnings | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2018 | 127 | 55 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 0 | Quip ($410,000) | $2,621,663 | |
| 2017 |
|
203 | 98 | 6 | 9 | 3 | 0 | Honorable Duty ($618,520) | $6,512,642 |
Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)
What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for
the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant
sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official
results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside
of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below
the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales
during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to
more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays
hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from
the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information
is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information
Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
| 2018 | 2017 | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Covering Sire | Weanlings | Yearlings | 2-Y-Os | Covering Sire | Weanlings | Yearlings | 2-Y-Os | |
| Number Sold | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 14 | 5 | 43 | 16 |
| Total Average | $75,000 | $0 | $105,000 | $151,770 | $104,286 | $126,000 | $200,349 | $196,675 |
| Total Median | $75,000 | $0 | $105,000 | $150,000 | $102,500 | $90,000 | $150,000 | $117,500 |
| Colt Average | n/a | $0 (0) | $0 (0) | $230,233 (4) | n/a | $161,667 (3) | $197,346 (26) | $194,350 (8) |
| Filly Average | n/a | $0 (0) | $105,000 (1) | $89,000 (5) | n/a | $72,500 (2) | $204,941 (17) | $199,000 (8) |
Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results
Current Sales Results
What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current
year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere.
Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey
Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed
and will appear only when recorded officially.
Fasig-Tipton Midlantic 2018 Two-Year-Olds in Training Sale
(5/21/2018 - 5/22/2018 )
Top Weanling, Yearling, and Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor
| Hip # | Horse Name (YOB) | Sex | Type | Dam, YOB | Consignor | Buyer | Price (RNA) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 182 | UNNAMED, 2016 | C | 2 | Diamonds for Lil*, 2000 | Crupi's New Castle Farm | McMahon & Hill Bloodstock, agent | $215,000 |
| 466 | UNNAMED, 2016 | F | 2 | Redreamit, 2006 | Tom McCrocklin | Michelle Nihei, Tom McCrocklin, agent | $40,000 |
Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results
Upcoming Sales Entries
What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of
all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of
the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of
birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing
or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse;
I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age
of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available
for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.
Ocala Breeders' Sales Company 2018 June Sale of Two-Year-Olds in Training & Horses of Racing Age
| Hip | Name | Sex | YOB | Type | Sire | Dam | BroodmareSire | Consignor |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 166 | f | 2016 | 2 | Distorted Humor | Redreamit | Tapit | Tom McCrocklin | |
| 580 | c | 2016 | 2 | Distorted Humor | Darling Daughter | Maria's Mon | All Dreams Equine |
Pedigree
What's This?
A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations.
Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the
stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the
subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports
available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.
Distorted Humor |
Forty Niner | Mr. Prospector | Raise a Native |
| Gold Digger | |||
| File | Tom Rolfe | ||
| Continue | |||
| Danzig's Beauty | Danzig | Northern Dancer | |
| Pas de Nom | |||
| Sweetest Chant | Mr. Leader | ||
| Gay Sonnet |
Inbreeding
4S X 5D Native Dancer.
Race Record
What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current
year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere.
Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey
Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed
and will appear only when recorded officially.
| Age | Starts | 1st (SW) | 2nd (SP) | 3rd (SP) | Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | 10 | 4 ( 1 ) | 2 ( 2 ) | 1 ( 1 ) | $191,211 |
| 4 | 5 | 1 ( 1 ) | 3 ( 1 ) | 1 ( 1 ) | $212,660 |
| 5 | 8 | 3 ( 3 ) | 0 | 1 ( 1 ) | $366,093 |
| Totals | 23 | 8 | 5 | 3 | $769,964 |
Won at 3
-
Screen King S. at Saratoga
(6f, D,defeating Gold Fever, Stu's Choice, Von Groovey, Dr. Bikhazi, Denmark, Tri Line). -
An allowance race at Churchill Downs
(6f, D,defeating Sudden Fling, Everlasting Hope, Great Persuader, Mad Bomber, Marc the Groove, Brass Works). -
An allowance race at Keeneland
(7f, D,defeating Saratoga Squall, King Rio, Strike Zone, El Chalan, Karen's Fantasy, Rebecca's Storm, You'vegotmynumber, Jerimi's Avenger, Play Dixie, Just Like Jazz). -
A maiden special weight race at Gulfstream Park
(6f, D,defeating Hashid, Matthew's Slew, Saratoga Sport, Portmagee, Chu Cullen, Page Road, My Beau Genius, Master Rahy, I'm Number One).
2nd at 3
-
Fayette S. (gr. II) at Keeneland
(9f, D,defeating Strawberry Wine, Pyramid Peak, Prory, Judge T C, Foolish Pole, Leave'm Inthedark). -
Jerome H. (gr. II) at Belmont Park
(8f, D,defeating Diligence, Gator Dancer, Instant Friendship, Gold Fever, Gold Token, In Contention, Action, Someplace Fast).
3rd at 3
-
King's Bishop S. (gr. II) at Saratoga
(7f, D,defeating Gold Fever, Delay of Game, Cliveden Hall).
Won at 4
-
Salvator Mile H. (gr. III) at Monmouth Park
(8f, D,defeating Wild Deputy, Smooth the Loot, Kiridashi).
2nd at 4
-
Kentucky Cup Classic H. (gr. III) at Turfway Park
(9f, D,defeating Coup D' Argent, Stephanotis, Mt. Sassafras, Danville, Regal Discovery, Krigeorj's Gold).
3rd at 4
-
Philip H. Iselin H. (gr. II) at Monmouth Park
(8.5f, D,defeating Foolish Pole).
Won at 5
-
Commonwealth Breeders' Cup S. (gr. II) at Keeneland
(7f, D,defeating El Amante, Partner's Hero, Irish Conquest, Calca, Frisco View, Prince of the Mt., Victor Cooley). -
Churchill Downs H. (gr. II) at Churchill Downs
(7f, D,defeating Gold Land, El Amante, Partner's Hero, Golden Oriental, Swift Appraisal, Victor Cooley). -
Ack Ack H. (gr. III) at Churchill Downs
(7.5f, D,defeating Crafty Friend, Chindi, Take Note of Me, High Stakes Player, Littlebitlively).
3rd at 5
-
Cigar Mile H. (gr. I) at Aqueduct
(8f, D,defeating Coronado's Quest, Crafty Friend, Stormin Fever, Pyramid Peak, Black Forest).
As Broodmare Sire
What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number
of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes
winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average
earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare
sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.
Distorted Humor is the sire of 456 dams of 1510 named foals of racing age, 962 rnrs (64%), 690 wnrs (46%), 212 2yo wnrs (14%), 1.74 AEI, 1.40 CI; 70 sw, Leading Earner: Arrogate ($17,422,600).
Farm Information
WinStar Farm LLC
Liam O'Rourke lorourke@winstarfarm.com and Sean Tugel stugel@winstarfarm.com, WinStar Farm, LLC, 3001 Pisgah Pike, Versailles, KY 40383. Phone (859) 873-1717. Fax (859) 873-1612
Web Site: www.winstarfarm.com
