Distorted Humor
Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig
1993, ch, entered stud 1999
Sire of a Derby & Preakness winner.
#1 Broodmare Sire of 2017.
138 BT Wnrs & 18 G1 wnrs, $125M.
$850K 2yo colt at FTMMAY.
2017 FEE: $80,000 Stands & Nurses
Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY
Tools and Resources
Current Top Performers Worldwide
What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top
performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first
preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These
are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances
occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display
the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given
to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including
pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data
include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is
updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information
Services.
| Horse | Age/Sex/Best Win | Broodmare Sire | Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track) |
|---|---|---|---|
| HONORABLE DUTY | 5 yo, g, G2W | A.P. Indy |
New Orleans H.
(gr. II,
4/1/2017,
$400,000,
1 1/8 miles,
1:48.35,
Fair Grounds
)
Replay
Mineshaft H.
(gr. III,
2/25/2017,
$125,000,
1 1/16 miles,
1:43.03,
Fair Grounds
)
Replay
|
| ARABIAN HOPE | 3 yo, f, G3W | Bernardini |
International Istanbul Trophy
(gr. III,
9/2/2017,
$136,425,
Istanbul (veliefendi Racecourse)-TUR
)
Best Western Hotels Ganton S.
(
6/17/2017,
$36,232,
York-ENG
)
|
| SONIC MULE | 3 yo, c, SW | A.P. Indy |
Mucho Macho Man S.
(
1/7/2017,
$100,000,
1 mile,
1:37.52,
Gulfstream Park
)
Replay
|
| NO DISTORTION | 4 yo, g, SW | Langfuhr |
Carl Hanford Memorial S.
(
7/15/2017,
$50,000,
1 1/16 miles,
1:43.90,
Delaware Park
)
Replay
|
| SHADOW ROCK | 7 yo, g, SW | Storm Cat |
Honor the Hero S.
(
5/29/2017,
$50,000,
5 furlongs,
0:56.36,
Canterbury Park
)
Replay
3rd Frontier Utilities Turf Sprint S.
(
1/29/2017,
$75,000,
5 furlongs,
0:57.64,
Sam Houston Race Park
)
Replay
|
| RICHARD THE GREAT | 5 yo, g, SW | Doneraile Court |
Trinniberg H.
(
8/12/2017,
$50,000,
7 furlongs,
1:21.06,
Gulfstream Park
)
Replay
2nd Groomstick H.
(
9/3/2017,
$50,000,
6 furlongs,
1:09.08,
Gulfstream Park
)
Replay
|
| Comicas | 4 yo, g, G1PL | Touch Gold |
2nd Dubai Golden Shaheen Sponsored By Gulf News
(gr. I,
3/25/2017,
$400,000,
Meydan Racecourse-UAE
)
3rd Clipper Logistics Duke Of York S.
(gr. II,
5/17/2017,
$17,371,
York-ENG
)
|
| AL AWDAH (KSA) | 7 yo, h, G2W | Mizzen Mast |
2nd King Saud bin Abdulaziz Cup
(gr. I,
1/21/2017,
$23,452,
King Abdulaziz Racecourse-KSA
)
|
| Happy Like a Fool | 2 yo, f, G2PL | Sky Mesa |
2nd Queen Mary S.
(gr. II,
6/21/2017,
$29,868,
Ascot-ENG
)
|
| Last Hope (BRZ) | 4 yo, h, G3PL | Crimson Tide (IRE) |
2nd Presidente Vargas
(gr. III,
7/9/2017,
$4,841,
Gavea-BRZ
)
2nd Itajara
(
7/30/2017,
$2,605,
Gavea-BRZ
)
|
Leading Runners Worldwide
What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings,
and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include
Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual
runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop
and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.
By Lifetime Earnings
| Name | Earnings |
|---|---|
| Drosselmeyer | $3,728,170 |
| Funny Cide | $3,529,412 |
| Flower Alley | $2,533,910 |
| Hystericalady | $2,390,556 |
| Commentator | $2,049,845 |
| Regal Ransom | $1,894,835 |
| A Shin Cool D | $1,485,252 |
| Boisterous | $1,458,792 |
| Hello Pretty (AUS) | $1,205,529 |
| Ironicus | $1,148,790 |
By Current Year Earnings
| Name | Earnings |
|---|---|
| Comicas | $502,371 |
| Honorable Duty | $488,000 |
| Semper Fortis | $257,500 |
| Muqtaser | $179,340 |
| Papa Shot | $132,100 |
| High Noon Rider | $124,007 |
| You're to Blame | $118,225 |
| Seta Corona (JPN) | $113,579 |
| Sonic Mule | $86,055 |
| Abraham | $85,893 |
By Class Performance Index
| Name | CPI |
|---|
Recent North American Winners and Stakes Performers
What's This?
All winning or stakes-placed progeny are listed for North American performances
within the previous seven days. Winners are updated on the list only when the information
on new winners is available. Juvenile runners are included in a separate list. For
each runner is listed his or her name, age and sex, and broodmare sire. Race data
include the race name (when applicable), track, official finish position, distance,
and race date. If video of the race is available, a camera icon and “Replay” are
linked to a video player. Equibase charts for all races are also linked.
3-Year-Olds and up
| Name | Age/Sex | Broodmare Sire | Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Distorted Windfall | (5 yo/g) | Seeking the Gold | MCL, Hollywood Casino At Charles Town Races (1st , 6 1/2 Furlongs, 9/22) | n/a | Equibase Chart |
Upcoming North American Race Entries
What's This?
This section lists the progeny entered in an upcoming race in North America (U.S., Canada, and Puerto Rico) for the subject stallion. Weekly entries are published as soon as they are available through Equibase and are only for races that meet the following purse thresholds: All stakes $50,000 and up; allowance races for $30,000 and up; claiming and optional claiming for $50,000 and up; maiden special weights for $20,000 and up; and, maiden claiming races worth $20,000 or more. For each runner is listed its post position, name, age and sex, and name of the dam. Race data includes the race type or name (applicable to stakes), race date, race number, track, purse, distance, assigned weight, jockey, trainer, breeder and owner.
| Post | Horse / Age / Sex / Dam | Race | Wt | Jockey / Trainer | Breeder / Owner |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 |
Sonic Mule
|
Gallant Bob S.
(gr. 3)
9/23/2017, Race 9, Parx Racing, $300,000, 6f |
118 |
|
|
| 14 |
Saucy Dame
|
MSW
9/23/2017, Race 4, Churchill Downs, $51,000, 1mi (T) |
118 |
|
|
| 1 |
Quip
|
MSW
9/23/2017, Race 6, Churchill Downs, $51,000, 6f |
118 |
|
|
| 4 |
Laskarina
|
MSW
9/24/2017, Race 2, Presque Isle Downs, $27,000, 1mi 70y |
119 |
|
|
| 5 |
Disruptor
|
MSW
9/24/2017, Race 7, Parx Racing, $45,000, 6f |
120 |
|
|
| 2 |
Hollywood Royal
|
MSW
9/28/2017, Race 5, Gulfstream Park, $44,000, 5f (T) |
120 |
|
|
Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings
What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally
or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners,
stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief
earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for
the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All
data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes
information is worldwide.
| Rankings | Rnrs | Wnrs | SWs | SWins | GSWs | G1SWs | Chief Earner | Earnings | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2017 | 182 | 81 | 5 | 7 | 2 | 0 | Comicas ($502,371) | $5,116,309 | |
| 2016 |
|
217 | 92 | 6 | 8 | 2 | 1 | Ironicus ($575,000) | $5,966,336 |
Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)
What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for
the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant
sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official
results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside
of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below
the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales
during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to
more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays
hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from
the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information
is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information
Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
| 2017 | 2016 | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Covering Sire | Weanlings | Yearlings | 2-Y-Os | Covering Sire | Weanlings | Yearlings | 2-Y-Os | |
| Number Sold | 1 | 0 | 37 | 15 | 10 | 2 | 29 | 9 |
| Total Average | $110,000 | $0 | $220,568 | $206,453 | $121,000 | $112,500 | $155,448 | $164,914 |
| Total Median | $110,000 | $0 | $200,000 | $125,000 | $75,000 | $112,500 | $100,000 | $150,000 |
| Colt Average | n/a | $0 (0) | $223,667 (21) | $194,350 (8) | n/a | $0 (0) | $183,154 (13) | $200,000 (4) |
| Filly Average | n/a | $0 (0) | $216,500 (16) | $220,286 (7) | n/a | $112,500 (2) | $132,938 (16) | $136,845 (5) |
Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results
Current Sales Results
What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current
year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere.
Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey
Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed
and will appear only when recorded officially.
Keeneland 2017 September Yearling Sale
(9/11/2017 - 9/24/2017 )
Top Weanling, Yearling, and Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor
| Hip # | Horse Name (YOB) | Sex | Type | Dam, YOB | Consignor | Buyer | Price (RNA) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 900 | No Joke, 2016 | F | Y | Unenchantedevening*, 2004 | Lane's End | Robert E. or Lawana Low | $750,000 |
| 85 | UNNAMED, 2016 | C | Y | Serenading, 2004 | Hill 'n' Dale Sales Agency | Lothenbach Stables | $700,000 |
| 1640 | UNNAMED, 2016 | C | Y | Forbidden Gift, 2009 | Mt. Brilliant Farm | Oliver St. Lawrence | $450,000 |
| 1356 | UNNAMED, 2016 | C | Y | Nothing to Declare, 2008 | Woods Edge Farm | Ben Glass, agent | $425,000 |
| 420 | UNNAMED, 2016 | F | Y | Leah's Secret*, 2003 | Denali Stud | Mike Ball | $410,000 |
Fasig-Tipton Kentucky 2017 Turf Showcase
(9/10/2017 - 9/10/2017 )
Top Weanling, Yearling, and Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor
| Hip # | Horse Name (YOB) | Sex | Type | Dam, YOB | Consignor | Buyer | Price (RNA) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 130 | UNNAMED, 2016 | C | Y | Sleepytime (IRE)*, 1994 | Taylor Made Sales Agency | Lothenbach Stables | $90,000 |
Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results
Upcoming Sales Entries
What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of
all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of
the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of
birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing
or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse;
I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age
of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available
for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.
Ocala Breeders' Sales Company 2017 October Selected & Open Sale of Yearlings
| Hip | Name | Sex | YOB | Type | Sire | Dam | BroodmareSire | Consignor |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 54 | c | 2016 | Y | Distorted Humor | Sweet Talker | Stormin Fever | Beth Bayer |
Pedigree
What's This?
A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations.
Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the
stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the
subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports
available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.
Distorted Humor |
Forty Niner | Mr. Prospector | Raise a Native |
| Gold Digger | |||
| File | Tom Rolfe | ||
| Continue | |||
| Danzig's Beauty | Danzig | Northern Dancer | |
| Pas de Nom | |||
| Sweetest Chant | Mr. Leader | ||
| Gay Sonnet |
Inbreeding
4S X 5D Native Dancer.
Race Record
What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current
year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere.
Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey
Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed
and will appear only when recorded officially.
| Age | Starts | 1st (SW) | 2nd (SP) | 3rd (SP) | Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | 10 | 4 ( 1 ) | 2 ( 2 ) | 1 ( 1 ) | $191,211 |
| 4 | 5 | 1 ( 1 ) | 3 ( 1 ) | 1 ( 1 ) | $212,660 |
| 5 | 8 | 3 ( 3 ) | 0 | 1 ( 1 ) | $366,093 |
| Totals | 23 | 8 | 5 | 3 | $769,964 |
Won at 3
-
Screen King S. at Saratoga
(6f, D,defeating Gold Fever, Stu's Choice, Von Groovey, Dr. Bikhazi, Denmark, Tri Line). -
An allowance race at Churchill Downs
(6f, D,defeating Sudden Fling, Everlasting Hope, Great Persuader, Mad Bomber, Marc the Groove, Brass Works). -
An allowance race at Keeneland
(7f, D,defeating Saratoga Squall, King Rio, Strike Zone, El Chalan, Karen's Fantasy, Rebecca's Storm, You'vegotmynumber, Jerimi's Avenger, Play Dixie, Just Like Jazz). -
A maiden special weight race at Gulfstream Park
(6f, D,defeating Hashid, Matthew's Slew, Saratoga Sport, Portmagee, Chu Cullen, Page Road, My Beau Genius, Master Rahy, I'm Number One).
2nd at 3
-
Fayette S. (gr. II) at Keeneland
(9f, D,defeating Strawberry Wine, Pyramid Peak, Prory, Judge T C, Foolish Pole, Leave'm Inthedark). -
Jerome H. (gr. II) at Belmont Park
(8f, D,defeating Diligence, Gator Dancer, Instant Friendship, Gold Fever, Gold Token, In Contention, Action, Someplace Fast).
3rd at 3
-
King's Bishop S. (gr. II) at Saratoga
(7f, D,defeating Gold Fever, Delay of Game, Cliveden Hall).
Won at 4
-
Salvator Mile H. (gr. III) at Monmouth Park
(8f, D,defeating Wild Deputy, Smooth the Loot, Kiridashi).
2nd at 4
-
Kentucky Cup Classic H. (gr. III) at Turfway Park
(9f, D,defeating Coup D' Argent, Stephanotis, Mt. Sassafras, Danville, Regal Discovery, Krigeorj's Gold).
3rd at 4
-
Philip H. Iselin H. (gr. II) at Monmouth Park
(8.5f, D,defeating Foolish Pole).
Won at 5
-
Commonwealth Breeders' Cup S. (gr. II) at Keeneland
(7f, D,defeating El Amante, Partner's Hero, Irish Conquest, Calca, Frisco View, Prince of the Mt., Victor Cooley). -
Churchill Downs H. (gr. II) at Churchill Downs
(7f, D,defeating Gold Land, El Amante, Partner's Hero, Golden Oriental, Swift Appraisal, Victor Cooley). -
Ack Ack H. (gr. III) at Churchill Downs
(7.5f, D,defeating Crafty Friend, Chindi, Take Note of Me, High Stakes Player, Littlebitlively).
3rd at 5
-
Cigar Mile H. (gr. I) at Aqueduct
(8f, D,defeating Coronado's Quest, Crafty Friend, Stormin Fever, Pyramid Peak, Black Forest).
As Broodmare Sire
What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number
of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes
winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average
earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare
sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.
Distorted Humor is the sire of 430 dams of 1298 named foals of racing age, 860 rnrs (66%), 610 wnrs (47%), 187 2yo wnrs (14%), 1.77 AEI, 1.40 CI; 65 sw, Leading Earner: Arrogate ($17,302,600).
Farm Information
WinStar Farm LLC
Kyle Wilson kwilson@winstarfarm.com, Caroline Walsh cwalsh@winstarfarm.com, or Sean Tugel stugel@winstarfarm.com, WinStar Farm, LLC, 3001 Pisgah Pike, Versailles, KY 40383. Phone (859) 873-1717. Fax (859) 873-1612
Web Site: www.winstarfarm.com
Other stallions at WinStar Farm LLC:
