Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

1993, ch, entered stud 1999

Two-Time Champion Sire.
121 SW, 50 GSW, 16 G1 SW, $101M.
2014: 10 SH, 9 Triple Crown Noms;
KeeJan Sale Topper, $1M FTM 2YO

2014 FEE: $100,000 Stands & Nurses

Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY

Tools and Resources

Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings

What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners, stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes information is worldwide.
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2014 123 43 3 4 1 0 Fire With Fire ($167,710) $1,832,025
2013 221 111 10 13 4 1 Boisterous ($538,049) $6,395,791

Current Top Performers Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services.
Horse Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track)
FIRE WITH FIRE 6 yo, g, G2W Capote
San Luis Rey S. (gr. II, 3/22/2014, $200,000, 1 1/2 miles, 2:25.03, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
Cotton Fitzsimmons Mile H. ( 1/18/2014, $75,000, 1 mile, 1:35.81, Turf Paradise ) Replay
NAWWAAR 5 yo, h, SW Rahy
HH The President Cup ( 2/16/2014, $30,225, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
CND ( 1/26/2014, $13,070, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
INTERPRET 6 yo, h, SW Interprete (ARG)
Jebel Ali S. Sponsored By Shadwell ( 1/10/2014, $81,690, Jebal Ali-UAE )
Surfer 5 yo, g, G2PL Ocean Crest
3rd Al Maktoum Challenge R3 Sponsored By Emirates Airline (gr. I, 3/8/2014, $40,000, Meydan Racecourse-UAE )
House Rules 3 yo, f, G2PL Mutakddim
2nd Gulfstream Oaks (gr. II, 3/29/2014, $300,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.19, Gulfstream Park ) Replay
2nd Davona Dale S. (gr. II, 2/22/2014, $200,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:43.71, Gulfstream Park ) Replay
Kristo 3 yo, c, G3PL Capote
3rd San Felipe S. (gr. II, 3/8/2014, $300,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:40.59, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
2nd Sham S. (gr. III, 1/11/2014, $100,000, 1 mile, 1:36.48, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
LAUGH TRACK 5 yo, h, G3W Touch Gold
3rd Commonwealth S. (gr. III, 4/12/2014, $175,000, 7 furlongs, 1:22.77, Keeneland ) Replay
SLOW PACE 6 yo, g, G3W Seattle Slew
3rd Enviropacific Newmarket H. (gr. III, 3/19/2014, $11,408, Newcastle-AUS )
Caneros 6 yo, g, SPL Lost Code
2nd Grasmick S. ( 2/22/2014, $2,050, Fonner Park )
STR ( 4/5/2014, $4,740, Fonner Park )
Rever de Vous 3 yo, f, SPL El Prado (IRE)
3rd Blue Norther S. ( 1/1/2014, $75,000, 1 mile, 1:36.22, Santa Anita Park ) Replay

Leading Runners Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings, and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.

By Lifetime Earnings

Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Boisterous $1,366,759
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Any Given Saturday $1,083,533

By Current Year Earnings

Name Earnings
Fire With Fire $167,710
American Diner $134,326
House Rules $125,200
Amelie (JPN) $119,105
Nawwaar $108,545
Interpret $81,690
Kristo $76,000
Mary Rita $67,600
Magdalena Bay $54,000
Joking $50,500

By Class Performance Index

Name CPI
Boisterous 16.24
Laugh Track 13.86
Unbound 10.09
Amelie (JPN) 8.65
Wind Fire 7.46
Guam Typhoon 6.32
Fire With Fire 6.05
House Rules 5.46
Catron 4.89
Power World 4.39

Recent North American Winners and Stakes Performers

What's This?
All winning or stakes-placed progeny are listed for North American performances within the previous seven days. Winners are updated on the list only when the information on new winners is available. Juvenile runners are included in a separate list. For each runner is listed his or her name, age and sex, and broodmare sire. Race data include the race name (when applicable), track, official finish position, distance, and race date. If video of the race is available, a camera icon and “Replay” are linked to a video player. Equibase charts for all races are also linked.

3-Year-Olds and up

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
Distorted Dream (5 yo/g) Real Quiet MCL, Pimlico (1st , 1 1/16 Miles (turf), 4/19) n/a Equibase Chart
Graffitist (4 yo/g) Summer Squall MCL, Tampa Bay Downs (1st , 1 Mile (turf), 4/23) n/a Equibase Chart

Pedigree

What's This?
A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations. Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner Mr. Prospector Raise a Native
Gold Digger
File Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty Danzig Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Sweetest Chant Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet

Inbreeding

4S X 5D Native Dancer.

As Broodmare Sire

What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.

Distorted Humor is the sire of 307 dams of 655 named foals of racing age, 341 rnrs (52%), 246 wnrs (38%), 87 2yo wnrs (13%), 1.47 AEI, 1.46 CI; 31 sw, Leading Earner: Speed Baby (AUS) ($975,485).

Nicking and Broodmare Sire Reports from

Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)

What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
2014 2013
Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os
Number Sold 1 0 0 3 8 1 36 6
Total Average $775,000 $0 $0 $485,667 $1,181,250 $80,000 $339,306 $180,833
Total Median $775,000 $0 $0 $450,000 $607,500 $80,000 $255,000 $172,500
Colt Average n/a $0 (0) $0 (0) $725,000 (2) n/a $0 (0) $391,667 (21) $270,000 (2)
Filly Average n/a $0 (0) $0 (0) $7,000 (1) n/a $80,000 (1) $266,000 (15) $136,250 (4)

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Current Sales Results

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.

Upcoming Sales Entries

What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse; I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.

Fasig-Tipton Midlantic Two-Year-Olds in Training Sale 2014

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
89 c 2012 2 Distorted Humor Captive Melody Unbridled's Song
179 Tareks Dream f 2012 2 Distorted Humor Empire West Empire Maker
483 f 2012 2 Distorted Humor Showpiece Holy Bull