Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

1993, ch, entered stud 1999

Two-Time Champion Sire.
126 SW, 52 GSW, 17 G1 SW, $106M.
2014: 26 SHs, 17 2yo Wnrs, $6.6M,
$2.85M & $1.325M In-Foal Mares!

2015 FEE: $100,000 Stands & Nurses

Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY

Tools and Resources

Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings

What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners, stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes information is worldwide.
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2014 205 114 9 12 3 1 Cursory Glance ($351,672) $5,970,191
2013 221 111 10 13 4 1 Boisterous ($538,049) $6,395,791

Current Top Performers Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services.
Horse Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track)
CURSORY GLANCE 2 yo, f, G1W Sadler's Wells
Moyglare Stud S. (gr. I, 9/14/2014, $225,591, Curragh-IRE )
Albany S. (gr. III, 6/20/2014, $67,644, Ascot-ENG )
HILLABY 4 yo, f, G2W Point Given
Bessarabian S. (gr. II, 11/16/2014, $177,140, 7 furlongs, 1:21.44, Woodbine-CAN ) Replay
ALW ( 6/7/2014, $53,607, 6 1/2 furlongs, 1:14.43, Woodbine-CAN ) Replay
FIRE WITH FIRE 6 yo, g, G2W Capote
Charles Whittingham S. (gr. II, 5/24/2014, $200,000, 1 1/4 miles, 2:00.92, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
San Luis Rey S. (gr. II, 3/22/2014, $200,000, 1 1/2 miles, 2:25.03, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
ABRAHAM 4 yo, g, SW El Prado (IRE)
Michael G. Schaefer Memorial S. ( 10/4/2014, $100,000, 1 mile 70 Yards, 1:40.64, Indiana Grand Race Course ) Replay
AOC ( 7/25/2014, $93,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:49.87, Saratoga ) Replay
PRAIA 4 yo, f, SW Royal Academy
Keertana S. ( 5/17/2014, $65,000, 1 3/8 miles, 2:16.92, Churchill Downs ) Replay
SURFER 5 yo, g, SW Ocean Crest
Dubai Creek Mile Sponsored By Lincoln MKC ( 12/18/2014, $33,481, Meydan Racecourse-UAE )
3rd Al Maktoum Challenge R3 Sponsored By Emirates Airline (gr. I, 3/8/2014, $40,000, Meydan Racecourse-UAE )
WIND FIRE 3 yo, f, SW A.P. Indy
Betfred Hat Trick Heaven Scurry S. ( 6/14/2014, $35,596, Sandown Park-ENG )
NAWWAAR 5 yo, h, SW Rahy
His Highness The President Cup ( 2/16/2014, $30,225, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
CND ( 1/26/2014, $13,070, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
INTERPRET 6 yo, h, SW Interprete (ARG)
Jebel Ali S. Sponsored By Shadwell ( 1/10/2014, $81,690, Jebal Ali-UAE )
BOISTEROUS 7 yo, h, G1W Cox's Ridge
3rd Woodford Reserve Turf Classic S. (gr. I, 5/3/2014, $500,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:47.73, Churchill Downs ) Replay
ALW ( 4/5/2014, $68,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.86, Keeneland ) Replay

Leading Runners Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings, and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.

By Lifetime Earnings

Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Boisterous $1,458,792
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Any Given Saturday $1,083,533

By Current Year Earnings

Name Earnings
Cursory Glance $351,672
Fire With Fire $307,960
Amelie (JPN) $282,527
House Rules $267,767
Hillaby $244,071
American Diner $206,451
Abraham $179,893
Boisterous $132,833
Nawwaar $118,143
Joking $114,976

By Class Performance Index

Name CPI
Cursory Glance 39.84
Boisterous 15.09
Laugh Track 11.76
Hillaby 10.03
Amelie (JPN) 9.20
Unbound 9.01
Abraham 8.12
Bakken 7.88
Fire With Fire 7.12
Catron 6.69

Pedigree

What's This?
A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations. Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner Mr. Prospector Raise a Native
Gold Digger
File Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty Danzig Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Sweetest Chant Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet

Inbreeding

4S X 5D Native Dancer.

As Broodmare Sire

What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.

Distorted Humor is the sire of 343 dams of 669 named foals of racing age, 432 rnrs (65%), 299 wnrs (45%), 106 2yo wnrs (16%), 1.57 AEI, 1.46 CI; 38 sw, Leading Earner: Speed Baby (AUS) ($978,461).

Nicking and Broodmare Sire Reports from

Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)

What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
2014 2013
Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os
Number Sold 6 2 33 8 8 1 36 6
Total Average $1,019,167 $282,000 $267,965 $264,809 $1,181,250 $80,000 $339,306 $180,833
Total Median $737,500 $282,000 $250,000 $69,720 $607,500 $80,000 $255,000 $172,500
Colt Average n/a $170,000 (1) $276,521 (17) $379,813 (3) n/a $0 (0) $391,667 (21) $270,000 (2)
Filly Average n/a $394,000 (1) $258,875 (16) $195,806 (5) n/a $80,000 (1) $266,000 (15) $136,250 (4)

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Current Sales Results

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.

No Northern Hemisphere sales activity to date.

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Upcoming Sales Entries

What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse; I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.

Barretts Equine Limited January 2015 Mixed Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
8 Fujita Scale m 2007 B Distorted Humor Screamer Roanoke Woodbridge Farm, Agent

Keeneland Association January 2015 Horses of All Ages Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
57 Rever de Vous f 2011 E Distorted Humor Dreaming of Liz El Prado (IRE) Hill 'n' Dale Sales Agency, Agent
92 Sheet Humor f 2011 B Distorted Humor Sheets Scatmandu Denali Stud (Craig & Holly Bandoroff), Agent VIII
93 Shesabitdistorted m 2008 B Distorted Humor Bellona Hansel Highclere, Agent III
173 f 2014 Y Distorted Humor Age of Silver Silver Deputy Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent IX
310 Heavenly Humor m 2001 B Distorted Humor Call From Heaven Phone Trick Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent LXX
318 Humoristica f 2011 D Distorted Humor Halfbridled Unbridled Hagyard Farm, Agent
346 Ketchmewhereyoucan m 2002 B Distorted Humor Dasharoo Buckaroo Bluewater Sales LLC, Agent XIV
376 Mary Rita f 2011 E Distorted Humor Possibility A.P. Indy Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent XXXV
379 Merrily m 2004 B Distorted Humor Pib's Rush Phone Trick Garrencasey Sales LLC, Agent II
763 Lusaka f 2011 D Distorted Humor Half A. P. Pulpit Ashview Farm LLC (Bryan Lyster & Gray Lyster),Agent
884 Sensibly Chic m 2000 B Distorted Humor Rajana's Honor Hero's Honor Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent XX
970 Abou f 2011 D Distorted Humor Polish Flower Danzig Kingswood Farm, Agent IV
1187 Triple Double h 2006 G Distorted Humor Santa Croce Saint Ballado Select Sales, Agent X
1202 Heisman h 2008 F Distorted Humor Weekend in Indy A.P. Indy Select Sales, Agent X
1217 O' Toole m 2005 B Distorted Humor Well Dressed Notebook Four Star Sales, Agent
1330 Trautman f 2011 E Distorted Humor Lorena Wood Woodman Eaton Sales, Agent
1383 Bee Sting m 2004 B Distorted Humor Bolshoi Comedy Sovereign Dancer Sparks View Farm LLC, Agent forRichard D. Maynard
1403 Cash Reserve m 2005 B Distorted Humor Private Treasure Explodent Lane's End, Agent for Dixiana Farm

Ocala Breeders' Sales Company 2015 Winter Mixed Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
171 Wife Support m 2005 B Distorted Humor Flag Support Personal Flag Kaizen Sales (Richard Kent), Agent III
183 c 2014 Y Distorted Humor High Change Jump Start First Finds, Agent

Farm Information

WinStar Farm LLC

Darren Fox, Kyle Wilson, or Sean Tugel, WinStar Farm, LLC, 3001 Pisgah Pike, Versailles, KY 40383. Phone (859) 873-1717. Fax (859)873-1612

E-mail: dfox@winstarfarm.com

Web Site: www.winstarfarm.com