Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

1993, ch, entered stud 1999

Two-Time Champion Sire.
131 SW, 57 GSW, 17 G1 SW, $110M.
2015: #8 Sire - 5 GSWs - $3.3M
U.S. 2YOs in Training Avg. $399,000

2015 FEE: $100,000 Stands & Nurses

Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY

Tools and Resources

Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings

What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners, stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes information is worldwide.
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2015 151 66 6 7 5 0 House Rules ($281,416) $3,400,027
2014 207 116 9 12 3 1 Cursory Glance ($351,672) $6,081,371

Current Top Performers Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services.
Horse Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track)
IRONICUS 4 yo, c, G2W A.P. Indy
Longines Dixie S. (gr. II, 5/16/2015, $300,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:40.53, Pimlico ) Replay
ALW ( 1/31/2015, $48,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:41.97, Gulfstream Park ) Replay
DRAMEDY 6 yo, h, G2W A.P. Indy
Dixiana Elkhorn S. (gr. II, 4/18/2015, $250,000, 1 1/2 miles, 2:31.17, Keeneland ) Replay
AOC ( 2/22/2015, $24,000, 1 mile, 1:35.31, Tampa Bay Downs ) Replay
HOOP OF COLOUR 4 yo, f, G2W Unbridled
Santa Ana S. (gr. II, 3/15/2015, $200,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:49.08, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
AOC ( 2/5/2015, $58,000, 1 1/4 miles, 2:03.53, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
SURFER 6 yo, g, G2W Ocean Crest
Al Maktoum Challenge Round 1 Presented By Longines Conquest Classic Moon Phases (gr. II, 1/8/2015, $150,000, Meydan Racecourse-UAE )
HOUSE RULES 4 yo, f, G3W Mutakddim
Top Flight H. (gr. III, 4/11/2015, $200,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:52.41, Aqueduct ) Replay
Rampart S. (gr. III, 2/21/2015, $100,000, 1 mile, 1:36.93, Gulfstream Park ) Replay
CRITTENDEN 3 yo, g, SW Pulpit
P D J f S. ( 5/30/2015, $75,000, 7 1/2 furlongs, 1:30.11, Indiana Grand Race Course ) Replay
TALES OF GRIMM 6 yo, g, SW Dynaformer
Emirates Park Scone Cup ( 5/15/2015, $98,831, Scone-AUS )
B87H ( 2/7/2015, $38,010, Rosehill-AUS )
WIND FIRE 4 yo, f, SW A.P. Indy
3rd Betfred.com Temple S. (gr. II, 5/23/2015, $16,666, Haydock Park-ENG )
Sweet Opportunity 3 yo, f, SPL A.P. Indy
2nd Panthers S. ( 5/30/2015, $75,000, 1 mile, 1:38.24, Prairie Meadows ) Replay
AOC ( 3/13/2015, $66,500, 1 mile, 1:42.74, Oaklawn Park ) Replay
Nonna's Boy 3 yo, c, SPL Empire Maker
2nd Gold Fever S. ( 5/1/2015, $100,000, 6 furlongs, 1:09.47, Belmont Park ) Replay
ALW ( 4/3/2015, $42,000, 6 furlongs, 1:12.51, Pimlico ) Replay

Leading Runners Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings, and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.

By Lifetime Earnings

Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Boisterous $1,458,792
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Any Given Saturday $1,083,533

By Current Year Earnings

Name Earnings
House Rules $281,416
Ironicus $217,600
Dramedy $171,705
Surfer $162,500
Hoop of Colour $154,800
Price Is Truth $90,000
Second City $85,200
Robillard $83,000
Regulus $75,570
Matrooh $75,060

By Class Performance Index

Name CPI
Ironicus 9.90
Hoop of Colour 9.27
House Rules 9.08
Amelie (JPN) 8.18
Willow Hills 7.90
Abraham 7.64
Robillard 6.80
Bakken 6.76
Dramedy 6.12
Wind Fire 5.97

Recent North American Winners and Stakes Performers

What's This?
All winning or stakes-placed progeny are listed for North American performances within the previous seven days. Winners are updated on the list only when the information on new winners is available. Juvenile runners are included in a separate list. For each runner is listed his or her name, age and sex, and broodmare sire. Race data include the race name (when applicable), track, official finish position, distance, and race date. If video of the race is available, a camera icon and “Replay” are linked to a video player. Equibase charts for all races are also linked.

3-Year-Olds and up

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
CRITTENDEN (3 yo/g) Pulpit P D J F S., Indiana Grand Race Course (1st , 7 1/2 Furlongs (turf), 5/30) Replay Equibase Chart
Empressive Humor (3 yo/f) Empire Maker ALW, Lone Star Park (1st , 5 Furlongs, 5/30) Replay Equibase Chart
Robie the Cat (7 yo/h) Storm Cat CLM, Presque Isle Downs (1st , 6 Furlongs, 5/28) n/a Equibase Chart
Bill Nack (5 yo/g) A.P. Indy CLM, Thistledown (1st , 6 Furlongs, 6/1) n/a Equibase Chart
Strategic Decision (9 yo/g) Maudlin CLM, Presque Isle Downs (1st , 1 Mile 70 Yards, 5/28) n/a Equibase Chart
Sweet Opportunity (3 yo/f) A.P. Indy Panthers S., Prairie Meadows (2nd , 1 Mile, 5/30) Replay Equibase Chart

Pedigree

What's This?
A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations. Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner Mr. Prospector Raise a Native
Gold Digger
File Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty Danzig Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Sweetest Chant Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet

Inbreeding

4S X 5D Native Dancer.

As Broodmare Sire

What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.

Distorted Humor is the sire of 351 dams of 862 named foals of racing age, 475 rnrs (55%), 337 wnrs (39%), 111 2yo wnrs (13%), 1.58 AEI, 1.45 CI; 38 sw, Leading Earner: Dynamic Sky ($1,023,047).

Nicking and Broodmare Sire Reports from

Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)

What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
2015 2014
Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os
Number Sold 0 0 1 11 6 2 33 8
Total Average $0 $0 $150,000 $247,252 $1,019,167 $282,000 $267,965 $264,809
Total Median $0 $0 $150,000 $220,000 $737,500 $282,000 $250,000 $69,720
Colt Average n/a $0 (0) $0 (0) $298,967 (7) n/a $170,000 (1) $276,521 (17) $379,813 (3)
Filly Average n/a $0 (0) $150,000 (1) $156,750 (4) n/a $394,000 (1) $258,875 (16) $195,806 (5)

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Current Sales Results

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.

Fasig-Tipton Midlantic 2015 Two-Year-Olds in Training Sale

(5/18/2015 - 5/19/2015 )

Top Weanling, Yearling, and Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
312 UNNAMED, 2013 F 2 Queen of Song, 2006 Thomas & Casse Charles J. Zacney $300,000
381 UNNAMED, 2013 C 2 Tar Heel Mom, 2005 Secure Investments Matthew Schera $220,000

Arqana 2015 Saint-Cloud Breeze-Up Sale

(5/9/2015 - 5/9/2015 )

Top Weanling, Yearling, and Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
51 UNNAMED, 2013 F 2 High Change, 2008 Grove Stud F.B.A. $39,207

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Upcoming Sales Entries

What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse; I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.

Ocala Breeders' Sales Company June 2015 Two-Year-Olds & Horses of Racing Age Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
179 c 2013 2 Distorted Humor Cascading A.P. Indy Wavertree Stables, Inc. (Ciaran Dunne), Agent
280 f 2013 2 Distorted Humor Downthedustyroad Storm and a Half Imagine...
1008 c 2013 2 Distorted Humor Tar Heel Mom Flatter Secure Investments

Farm Information

WinStar Farm LLC

Darren Fox, Kyle Wilson, or Sean Tugel, WinStar Farm, LLC, 3001 Pisgah Pike, Versailles, KY 40383. Phone (859) 873-1717. Fax (859)873-1612

E-mail: dfox@winstarfarm.com

Web Site: www.winstarfarm.com