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Distorted Humor
1993, ch
Forty Niner-Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

Standing At:
WinStar Farm LLC - Versailles, KY

2013 Fee: $100,000 Stands & Nurses
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Champion Sire.
Only horse at stud to sire winners
of all 3 Triple Crown races!
2013: 15 SHs - GSWs U.S. & Abroad
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Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2013 167 66 5 6 4 0 Abraham ($185,020) $2,887,170
2012 234 123 9 17 7 2 Alternation ($702,723) $8,044,321
Distorted Humor's Current Top Performers Worldwide
Performer Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time)
BOISTEROUS 6 yo, h, G2W Cox's Ridge Monmouth S. (gr. II, 6/9/2013, $200,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:48.84, Monmouth Park) Replay
2nd Ben Ali S. (gr. III, 4/21/2013, $150,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:51.14, Keeneland) Replay
JIMMY CREED 4 yo, c, G1W Citidancer Potrero Grande S. (gr. II, 4/6/2013, $150,000, 6 1/2 furlongs, 1:15.03, Santa Anita Park) Replay
SLOW PACE 5 yo, g, G3W Seattle Slew La Coupe (gr. III, 6/10/2013, $52,876, Longchamp)
Prix de la Porte de Madrid (3/31/2013, $33,327, Saint Cloud)
LAUGH TRACK 4 yo, c, G3W Touch Gold Vigil S. (gr. III, 6/2/2013, $144,630, 7 furlongs, 1:21.85, Woodbine) Replay
AOC (4/5/2013, $62,000, 6 1/2 furlongs, 1:16.28, Keeneland) Replay
CHEERY 4 yo, f, SW A.P. Indy American Beauty S. (1/20/2013, $60,000, 6 furlongs, 1:11.58, Oaklawn Park) Replay
Surfer 4 yo, c, G2PL Ocean Crest 2nd Al Maktoum Challenge-Round 2 Sponsored by Tabloid (gr. II, 2/7/2013, $50,000, Meydan Racecourse)
Fire With Fire 5 yo, g, G2PL Capote 3rd San Luis Rey S. (gr. II, 3/16/2013, $150,000, 1 1/2 miles, 2:22.72, Santa Anita Park) Replay
Praia 3 yo, f, G3PL Royal Academy 2nd Regret S. (gr. III, 6/15/2013, $100,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:48.41, Churchill Downs) Replay
2nd Edgewood S. (5/3/2013, $150,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:41.24, Churchill Downs) Replay
Abraham 3 yo, c, G3PL El Prado (IRE) 3rd Sunland Derby (gr. III, 3/24/2013, $800,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:47.54, Sunland Park) Replay
MSW (2/16/2013, $52,500, 1 1/8 miles, 1:52.91, Gulfstream Park) Replay
SHUMOOS 4 yo, f, G3W Storm Cat 3rd Las Flores S. (gr. III, 3/10/2013, $100,000, 6 1/2 furlongs, 1:15.44, Santa Anita Park) Replay
2nd Desert Stormer H. (6/16/2013, $70,000, 6 furlongs, 1:10.32, Betfair Hollywood Park) Replay

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Distorted Humor's Leading Runners Worldwide
By Lifetime Earnings
Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Any Given Saturday $1,083,533
Alternation $1,054,227
By Current Year Earnings
Name Earnings
Abraham $185,020
Boisterous $150,000
Laugh Track $144,632
Unbound $131,520
Praia $98,400
Slow Pace $96,666
Jimmy Creed $90,000
Shumoos $78,480
Surfer $70,000
Distracting $69,901
By Class Performance Index
Name CPI
Alternation 19.21
Endorsement 14.99
Jimmy Creed 14.36
Boisterous 13.97
Fortify 13.40
Aesop's Fables 11.85
Unbound 10.70
Laugh Track 9.00
Abraham 8.49
Shumoos 8.48

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Distorted Humor's Recent Northern Hemisphere Winners and Stakes Performers
3-Year-Olds and Up
Winner/Stakes Performer (Age/Sex) Broodmare Sire Track (fin. pos./dist./date) Stakes Race Equibase Chart
Catron (3 yo/c) A.P. Indy BELMONT PARK ( 1st , 6 Furlongs, 6/15) n/a
Chart
Soul Collector (4 yo/c) Notebook EVANGELINE DOWNS ( 1st , 5 1/2 Furlongs, 6/15) n/a
Chart
Istishaary (7 yo/h) Seattle Slew EMERALD DOWNS ( 1st , 1 Mile, 6/16) n/a
Chart
Praia (3 yo/f) Royal Academy CHURCHILL DOWNS ( 2nd , 1 1/8 Miles (turf), 6/15) Regret S.
Chart
SHUMOOS (4 yo/f) Storm Cat BETFAIR HOLLYWOOD PARK ( 2nd , 6 Furlongs, 6/16) Desert Stormer H.
Chart

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Pedigree
Distorted Humor Forty Niner
Mr. Prospector
File
Raise a Native
Gold Digger
Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty
Danzig
Sweetest Chant
Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet
 

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Distorted Humor As Broodmare Sire
Distorted Humor is the sire of 257 dams of 477 named foals of racing age, 257 rnrs (53%), 176 wnrs (36%), 0 2yo wnrs (0%), 1.42 AEI, 1.47 CI; 23 sw, Leading Earner: Speed Baby (AUS) ($931,136).
 

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Distorted Humor's Inbreeding
4S X 5D Native Dancer.
 

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Distorted Humor's Sale Results (N. Hemisphere only)

View Complete Worldwide Auction Results for: 2013, 2012, 2011, or for more results visit, BloodHorse.com

2013 (YTD) Covering Sire Weanling Yearling Two Year Olds
Number Sold 1 0 3 6
Total Average $590,000 $0 $196,667 $180,833
Total Median $590,000 $0 $150,000 $172,500
Colt Average n/a $0 (0) $225,000 (2) $270,000 (2)
Filly Average $590,000 (1) $0 (0) $140,000 (1) $136,250 (1)
2012 (YTD) Covering Sire Weanling Yearling Two Year Olds
Number Sold 6 2 30 6
Total Average $895,833 $110,000 $320,400 $344,854
Total Median $775,000 $110,000 $287,500 $187,500
Colt Average n/a $150,000 (1) $399,188 (16) $491,667 (3)
Filly Average $895,833 (6) $70,000 (1) $230,357 (14) $198,042 (6)

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Farm Information

WinStar Farm LLC
Inquiries to Gerry Duffy or Chance Timm, WinStar Farm, LLC, 3001 Pisgah Pike, Versailles, KY 40383. Phone (859) 873-1717. Fax (859)873-1612
E-mail: gduffy@winstarfarm.com • Web Site: www.winstarfarm.com

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