Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

1993, ch, entered stud 1999

Two-Time Champion Sire.
127 SW, 53 GSW, 17 G1 SW, $106M.
2015: 2 SWs in first 8 Days
2014: 26 SH, $6.8M, $2.85M I/f Mare

2015 FEE: $100,000 Stands & Nurses

Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY

Tools and Resources

Current Top Performers Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services.
Horse Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track)
SURFER 6 yo, g, G2W Ocean Crest
Al Maktoum Challenge Round 1 Presented By Longines Conquest Classic Moon Phases (gr. II, 1/8/2015, $150,000, Meydan Racecourse-UAE )
Dubai Creek Mile Sponsored By Lincoln MKC ( 12/18/2014, $33,481, Meydan Racecourse-UAE )
HOUSE RULES 4 yo, f, SW Mutakddim
Bal Harbour H. ( 1/2/2015, $60,000, 1 mile, 1:35.78, Gulfstream Park ) Replay
2nd Gulfstream Oaks (gr. II, 3/29/2014, $300,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.19, Gulfstream Park ) Replay
Mawthooq 3 yo, c, SPL More Than Ready
3rd Mucho Macho Man S. ( 1/3/2015, $100,000, 1 mile, 1:35.83, Gulfstream Park ) Replay
MSW ( 11/26/2014, $60,000, 1 mile, 1:40.39, Aqueduct ) Replay
CURSORY GLANCE 3 yo, f, G1W Sadler's Wells
Moyglare Stud S. (gr. I, 9/14/2014, $225,591, Curragh-IRE )
Albany S. (gr. III, 6/20/2014, $67,644, Ascot-ENG )
HILLABY 5 yo, m, G2W Point Given
Bessarabian S. (gr. II, 11/16/2014, $177,140, 7 furlongs, 1:21.44, Woodbine-CAN ) Replay
ALW ( 6/7/2014, $53,607, 6 1/2 furlongs, 1:14.43, Woodbine-CAN ) Replay
FIRE WITH FIRE 7 yo, g, G2W Capote
Charles Whittingham S. (gr. II, 5/24/2014, $200,000, 1 1/4 miles, 2:00.92, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
San Luis Rey S. (gr. II, 3/22/2014, $200,000, 1 1/2 miles, 2:25.03, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
ABRAHAM 5 yo, g, SW El Prado (IRE)
Michael G. Schaefer Memorial S. ( 10/4/2014, $100,000, 1 mile 70 Yards, 1:40.64, Indiana Grand Race Course ) Replay
AOC ( 7/25/2014, $93,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:49.87, Saratoga ) Replay
PRAIA 5 yo, m, SW Royal Academy
Keertana S. ( 5/17/2014, $65,000, 1 3/8 miles, 2:16.92, Churchill Downs ) Replay
WIND FIRE 4 yo, f, SW A.P. Indy
Betfred Hat Trick Heaven Scurry S. ( 6/14/2014, $35,596, Sandown Park-ENG )
NAWWAAR 6 yo, h, SW Rahy
His Highness The President Cup ( 2/16/2014, $30,225, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
2nd National Day Cup ( 12/7/2014, $20,695, Abu Dhabi-UAE )

Leading Runners Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings, and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.

By Lifetime Earnings

Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Boisterous $1,458,792
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Any Given Saturday $1,083,533

By Current Year Earnings

Name Earnings
Surfer $150,000
House Rules $36,456
Humoristica $33,600
Regulus $33,600
Perchance $25,200
Khozan $24,000
Second City $24,000
Al Razi $17,965
Frederico $15,600
Passage of Power $14,400

By Class Performance Index

Name CPI
Abraham 7.64
Bakken 6.95
House Rules 6.23
Mawthooq 3.96
Artigiano 3.64
Distorted Music 3.49
Second City 3.39
Texas Two Step 3.33
Regulus 3.31
High Noon Rider 3.14

Recent North American Winners and Stakes Performers

What's This?
All winning or stakes-placed progeny are listed for North American performances within the previous seven days. Winners are updated on the list only when the information on new winners is available. Juvenile runners are included in a separate list. For each runner is listed his or her name, age and sex, and broodmare sire. Race data include the race name (when applicable), track, official finish position, distance, and race date. If video of the race is available, a camera icon and “Replay” are linked to a video player. Equibase charts for all races are also linked.

3-Year-Olds and up

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
Humoristica (4 yo/f) Unbridled MSW, Santa Anita Park (1st , About 6 1/2 Furlongs (turf), 1/29) Replay Equibase Chart
Khozan (3 yo/c) A.P. Indy MSW, Gulfstream Park (1st , 7 Furlongs, 1/24) Replay Equibase Chart
SECOND CITY (6 yo/g) Slew City Slew CLM, Aqueduct (1st , 1 Mile, 1/29) n/a Equibase Chart
Poison Apple (5 yo/g) Clever Trick CLM, Sam Houston Race Park (1st , 6 Furlongs, 1/27) n/a Equibase Chart
Safety Valve (9 yo/g) Broad Brush CLM, Mahoning Valley Race Course (1st , 1 1/16 Miles, 1/24) n/a Equibase Chart
PEDROLINO (9 yo/g) Dahar CLM, Sam Houston Race Park (1st , 1 Mile 70 Yards, 1/26) n/a Equibase Chart

Upcoming North American Race Entries

What's This?
This section lists the progeny entered in an upcoming race in North America (U.S., Canada, and Puerto Rico) for the subject stallion. Weekly entries are published as soon as they are available through Equibase and are only for races that meet the following purse thresholds: All stakes $50,000 and up; allowance races for $30,000 and up; claiming and optional claiming for $50,000 and up; maiden special weights for $20,000 and up; and, maiden claiming races worth $20,000 or more. For each runner is listed its post position, name, age and sex, and name of the dam. Race data includes the race type or name (applicable to stakes), race date, race number, track, purse, distance, assigned weight, jockey, trainer, breeder and owner.
Post Horse / Age / Sex / Dam Race Wt Jockey / Trainer Breeder / Owner
5 Dion
  • 3 yo Colt
  • Endless Journey
MSW
1/30/2015, Race 7, Fair Grounds, $39,000, 6f
120
  • Robby Albarado
  • Steven M. Asmussen
  • Christine Hayden
  • Regis Racing (Nat Rea)
1 Ironicus
  • 4 yo Colt
  • Meghan's Joy
ALW
1/31/2015, Race 7, Gulfstream Park, $48,000, 1 1/16mi (T)
121
  • Javier Castellano
  • Claude R. McGaughey III
  • Stuart S. Janney, III LLC
  • Stuart S. Janney III
4 Crittenden
  • 3 yo Gelding
  • Calla Lily
Sam F. Davis S. (gr. 3)
1/31/2015, Race 11, Tampa Bay Downs, $250,000, 1 1/16mi
116
  • Fernando De La Cruz
  • Eoin G. Harty
  • Darley
  • Godolphin Racing, LLC
5 Punctuate
  • 3 yo Colt
  • Peppers Pride
San Vicente S. (gr. 2)
2/1/2015, Race 6, Santa Anita Park, $200,000, 7f
118
  • Martin Garcia
  • Bob Baffert
  • Joe Allen & Michael C Stinson
  • Arnold Zetcher, LLC
2 No Funny Biz
  • 3 yo Gelding
  • Willow Rush
MCL
2/1/2015, Race 1, Oaklawn Park, $22,500, 1mi
121
  • Ricardo Santana, Jr.
  • Kellyn Gorder
  • Fred W. Hertrich III & John D. Fielding
  • John Fielding & Frederick Hertrich III
4 Malibu Breeze
  • 3 yo Filly
  • Alpha Mama
MSW
2/1/2015, Race 7, Oaklawn Park, $60,000, 1mi
120
  • Shaun Bridgmohan
  • Wayne M. Catalano
  • Mr. & Mrs. Jerome S. Moss
  • Gary & Mary West
1 Opening Act
  • 3 yo Filly
  • Life Begins
MSW
2/2/2015, Race 10, Sam Houston Race Park, $20,000, 6f
122
  • Channing Hill
  • Ben Colebrook
  • Anderson Farms, Trackside Farm, Tenlane Farm & New Dawn Stable, LLC
  • Donamire Farm

Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings

What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners, stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes information is worldwide.
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2014 207 116 9 12 3 1 Cursory Glance ($351,672) $6,081,371
2013 221 111 10 13 4 1 Boisterous ($538,049) $6,395,791

Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)

What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
2015 2014
Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os
Number Sold 0 0 1 0 6 2 33 8
Total Average $0 $0 $150,000 $0 $1,019,167 $282,000 $267,965 $264,809
Total Median $0 $0 $150,000 $0 $737,500 $282,000 $250,000 $69,720
Colt Average n/a $0 (0) $0 (0) $0 (0) n/a $170,000 (1) $276,521 (17) $379,813 (3)
Filly Average n/a $0 (0) $150,000 (1) $0 (0) n/a $394,000 (1) $258,875 (16) $195,806 (5)

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Current Sales Results

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.

Ocala Breeders' Sales Company 2015 Winter Mixed Sale

(1/28/2015 - 1/29/2015 )

Other Top Progeny by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
171 Wife Support, 2005 M B Flag Support*, 1996 Kaizen Sales Robert Padula $38,000

Keeneland 2015 January Horses of All Ages Sale

(1/12/2015 - 1/16/2015 )

Top Weanling, Yearling, and Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
173 UNNAMED, 2014 F Y Age of Silver*, 1997 Taylor Made Sales Agency BBA (Ireland) $150,000

Other Top Progeny by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
763 Lusaka, 2011 F E Half A. P.*, 2004 Ashview Farm Fred W. Hertrich III $110,000
310 Heavenly Humor, 2001 M B Call From Heaven*, 1990 Taylor Made Sales Agency Chad Schumer, agent $35,000
1403 Cash Reserve, 2005 M B Private Treasure*, 1988 Lane's End John Penn $27,000

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Upcoming Sales Entries

What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse; I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.

Barretts Equine Limited March 2015 Selected Two-Year-Olds in Training

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
72 f 2013 2 Distorted Humor Queen of Song Unbridled's Song Sequel Bloodstock (Becky Thomas), Agent

Fasig-Tipton Florida Select 2-Year-Olds in Training 2015

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
82 c 2013 2 Distorted Humor Satans Quick Chick Sky Mesa
121 c 2013 2 Distorted Humor Wild Poppy El Prado (IRE)
166 f 2013 2 Distorted Humor Downthedustyroad Storm and a Half

Fasig-Tipton Kentucky February Mixed Sale 2015

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
357 Show Your Colors m 2006 B Distorted Humor Colcon Pleasant Colony

Pedigree

What's This?
A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations. Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner Mr. Prospector Raise a Native
Gold Digger
File Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty Danzig Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Sweetest Chant Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet

Inbreeding

4S X 5D Native Dancer.

Race Record

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.
Age Starts 1st (SW) 2nd (SP) 3rd (SP) Earned
3 10 4 ( 1 ) 2 ( 2 ) 1 ( 1 ) $191,211
4 5 1 ( 1 ) 3 ( 1 ) 1 ( 1 ) $212,660
5 8 3 ( 3 ) 0 1 ( 1 ) $366,093
Totals 23 8 5 3 $769,964

Won at 3

  • Screen King S. at Saratoga

    (6f, D, defeating Gold Fever, Stu's Choice, Von Groovey, Dr. Bikhazi, Denmark, Tri Line). Replay
  • An allowance race at Churchill Downs

    (6f, D, defeating Sudden Fling, Everlasting Hope, Great Persuader, Mad Bomber, Marc the Groove, Brass Works). Replay
  • An allowance race at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating Saratoga Squall, King Rio, Strike Zone, El Chalan, Karen's Fantasy, Rebecca's Storm, You'vegotmynumber, Jerimi's Avenger, Play Dixie, Just Like Jazz). Replay
  • A maiden special weight race at Gulfstream Park

    (6f, D, defeating Hashid, Matthew's Slew, Saratoga Sport, Portmagee, Chu Cullen, Page Road, My Beau Genius, Master Rahy, I'm Number One). Replay

2nd at 3

  • Fayette S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (9f, D, to Isitingood, defeating Strawberry Wine, Pyramid Peak, Prory, Judge T C, Foolish Pole, Leave'm Inthedark). Replay
  • Jerome H. (gr. II) at Belmont Park

    (8f, D, to Why Change, defeating Diligence, Gator Dancer, Instant Friendship, Gold Fever, Gold Token, In Contention, Action, Someplace Fast). Replay

3rd at 3

  • King's Bishop S. (gr. II) at Saratoga

    (7f, D, to Honour and Glory, Elusive Quality, defeating Gold Fever, Delay of Game, Cliveden Hall). Replay

Won at 4

2nd at 4

  • Kentucky Cup Classic H. (gr. III) at Turfway Park

    (9f, D, to Semoran, defeating Coup D' Argent, Stephanotis, Mt. Sassafras, Danville, Regal Discovery, Krigeorj's Gold). Replay

3rd at 4

Won at 5

  • Commonwealth Breeders' Cup S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating El Amante, Partner's Hero, Irish Conquest, Calca, Frisco View, Prince of the Mt., Victor Cooley). Replay
  • Churchill Downs H. (gr. II) at Churchill Downs

    (7f, D, defeating Gold Land, El Amante, Partner's Hero, Golden Oriental, Swift Appraisal, Victor Cooley). Replay
  • Ack Ack H. (gr. III) at Churchill Downs

    (7.5f, D, defeating Crafty Friend, Chindi, Take Note of Me, High Stakes Player, Littlebitlively). Replay

3rd at 5

  • Cigar Mile H. (gr. I) at Aqueduct

    (8f, D, to Sir Bear, Affirmed Success, defeating Coronado's Quest, Crafty Friend, Stormin Fever, Pyramid Peak, Black Forest). Replay

As Broodmare Sire

What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.

Distorted Humor is the sire of 347 dams of 853 named foals of racing age, 441 rnrs (52%), 308 wnrs (36%), 110 2yo wnrs (13%), 1.57 AEI, 1.46 CI; 38 sw, Leading Earner: Speed Baby (AUS) ($978,461).

Nicking and Broodmare Sire Reports from

Farm Information

WinStar Farm LLC

Darren Fox, Kyle Wilson, or Sean Tugel, WinStar Farm, LLC, 3001 Pisgah Pike, Versailles, KY 40383. Phone (859) 873-1717. Fax (859)873-1612

E-mail: dfox@winstarfarm.com

Web Site: www.winstarfarm.com

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