Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

1993, ch, entered stud 1999

Two-Time Champion Sire.
125 SW, 52 GSW, 17 G1 SW, $106M.
2014: 26 SHs, 17 2yo Wnrs, $6.6M,
$2.85M & $1.325M In-Foal Mares!

2015 FEE: $100,000 Stands & Nurses

Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY

Tools and Resources

Current Top Performers Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services.
Horse Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track)
CURSORY GLANCE 2 yo, f, G1W Sadler's Wells
Moyglare Stud S. (gr. I, 9/14/2014, $225,591, Curragh-IRE )
Albany S. (gr. III, 6/20/2014, $67,644, Ascot-ENG )
HILLABY 4 yo, f, G2W Point Given
Bessarabian S. (gr. II, 11/16/2014, $177,140, 7 furlongs, 1:21.44, Woodbine-CAN ) Replay
ALW ( 6/7/2014, $53,607, 6 1/2 furlongs, 1:14.43, Woodbine-CAN ) Replay
FIRE WITH FIRE 6 yo, g, G2W Capote
Charles Whittingham S. (gr. II, 5/24/2014, $200,000, 1 1/4 miles, 2:00.92, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
San Luis Rey S. (gr. II, 3/22/2014, $200,000, 1 1/2 miles, 2:25.03, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
ABRAHAM 4 yo, g, SW El Prado (IRE)
Michael G. Schaefer Memorial S. ( 10/4/2014, $100,000, 1 mile 70 Yards, 1:40.64, Indiana Grand Race Course ) Replay
AOC ( 7/25/2014, $93,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:49.87, Saratoga ) Replay
PRAIA 4 yo, f, SW Royal Academy
Keertana S. ( 5/17/2014, $65,000, 1 3/8 miles, 2:16.92, Churchill Downs ) Replay
WIND FIRE 3 yo, f, SW A.P. Indy
Betfred Hat Trick Heaven Scurry S. ( 6/14/2014, $35,596, Sandown Park-ENG )
NAWWAAR 5 yo, h, SW Rahy
His Highness The President Cup ( 2/16/2014, $30,225, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
CND ( 1/26/2014, $13,070, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
INTERPRET 6 yo, h, SW Interprete (ARG)
Jebel Ali S. Sponsored By Shadwell ( 1/10/2014, $81,690, Jebal Ali-UAE )
BOISTEROUS 7 yo, h, G1W Cox's Ridge
3rd Woodford Reserve Turf Classic S. (gr. I, 5/3/2014, $500,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:47.73, Churchill Downs ) Replay
ALW ( 4/5/2014, $68,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.86, Keeneland ) Replay
Surfer 5 yo, g, G2PL Ocean Crest
3rd Al Maktoum Challenge R3 Sponsored By Emirates Airline (gr. I, 3/8/2014, $40,000, Meydan Racecourse-UAE )

Leading Runners Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings, and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.

By Lifetime Earnings

Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Boisterous $1,458,792
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Any Given Saturday $1,083,533

By Current Year Earnings

Name Earnings
Cursory Glance $351,672
Fire With Fire $307,960
Amelie (JPN) $282,527
House Rules $267,767
Hillaby $244,071
American Diner $206,451
Abraham $179,893
Boisterous $132,833
Nawwaar $115,353
Joking $114,976

By Class Performance Index

Name CPI
Cursory Glance 39.44
Boisterous 15.08
Laugh Track 11.76
Hillaby 10.03
Amelie (JPN) 9.18
Unbound 9.01
Abraham 8.11
Bakken 7.86
Fire With Fire 7.11
Catron 6.68

Recent North American Winners and Stakes Performers

What's This?
All winning or stakes-placed progeny are listed for North American performances within the previous seven days. Winners are updated on the list only when the information on new winners is available. Juvenile runners are included in a separate list. For each runner is listed his or her name, age and sex, and broodmare sire. Race data include the race name (when applicable), track, official finish position, distance, and race date. If video of the race is available, a camera icon and “Replay” are linked to a video player. Equibase charts for all races are also linked.

2-Year-Olds

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
Perchance (2 yo/f) Wild Rush MSW, Aqueduct (1st, 6 Furlongs, 12/14) Replay Equibase Chart
High Noon Rider (2 yo/c) A.P. Indy Remington Springboard Mile S., Remington Park (3rd, 1 Mile, 12/14) Replay Equibase Chart
Sweet Opportunity (2 yo/f) A.P. Indy Trapeze S., Remington Park (3rd, 1 Mile, 12/14) Replay Equibase Chart

3-Year-Olds and up

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
Shadow Rock (4 yo/g) Storm Cat AOC, Gulfstream Park (1st , 5 Furlongs (turf), 12/11) Replay Equibase Chart
Gavroche (3 yo/g) Dynaformer MSW, Tampa Bay Downs (1st , 1 Mile (turf), 12/12) Replay Equibase Chart

Upcoming North American Race Entries

What's This?
This section lists the progeny entered in an upcoming race in North America (U.S., Canada, and Puerto Rico) for the subject stallion. Weekly entries are published as soon as they are available through Equibase and are only for races that meet the following purse thresholds: All stakes $50,000 and up; allowance races for $30,000 and up; claiming and optional claiming for $50,000 and up; maiden special weights for $20,000 and up; and, maiden claiming races worth $20,000 or more. For each runner is listed its post position, name, age and sex, and name of the dam. Race data includes the race type or name (applicable to stakes), race date, race number, track, purse, distance, assigned weight, jockey, trainer, breeder and owner.
Post Horse / Age / Sex / Dam Race Wt Jockey / Trainer Breeder / Owner
5 Distorted Music
  • 4 yo Filly
  • Music Room
Blushing K. D. S.
12/18/2014, Race 6, Fair Grounds, $50,000, 1 1/16mi (T)
118
  • Corey J. Lanerie
  • Neil L. Pessin
  • SF Bloodstock LLC
  • Lothenbach Stables, Inc. (Robert J. Lothenbach)
3 Ironicus
  • 3 yo Colt
  • Meghan's Joy
Tropical Park Derby
12/20/2014, Race 8, Gulfstream Park, $75,000, 1 1/16mi (T)
116
  • Joel Rosario
  • Claude R. McGaughey III
  • Stuart S. Janney, III LLC
  • Stuart S. Janney III

Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings

What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners, stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes information is worldwide.
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2014 205 113 8 11 3 1 Cursory Glance ($351,672) $5,921,660
2013 221 111 10 13 4 1 Boisterous ($538,049) $6,395,791

Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)

What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
2014 2013
Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os
Number Sold 6 2 33 8 8 1 36 6
Total Average $1,019,167 $282,000 $267,965 $264,809 $1,181,250 $80,000 $339,306 $180,833
Total Median $737,500 $282,000 $250,000 $69,720 $607,500 $80,000 $255,000 $172,500
Colt Average n/a $170,000 (1) $276,521 (17) $379,813 (3) n/a $0 (0) $391,667 (21) $270,000 (2)
Filly Average n/a $394,000 (1) $258,875 (16) $195,806 (5) n/a $80,000 (1) $266,000 (15) $136,250 (4)

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Current Sales Results

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.

No Northern Hemisphere sales activity to date.

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Upcoming Sales Entries

What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse; I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.

Barretts Equine Limited January 2015 Mixed Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
8 Fujita Scale m 2007 B Distorted Humor Screamer Roanoke Woodbridge Farm, Agent

Keeneland Association January 2015 Horses of All Ages Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
57 Rever de Vous f 2011 E Distorted Humor Dreaming of Liz El Prado (IRE) Hill 'n' Dale Sales Agency, Agent
92 Sheet Humor f 2011 B Distorted Humor Sheets Scatmandu Denali Stud (Craig & Holly Bandoroff), Agent VIII
93 Shesabitdistorted m 2008 B Distorted Humor Bellona Hansel Highclere, Agent III
173 f 2014 Y Distorted Humor Age of Silver Silver Deputy Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent IX
310 Heavenly Humor m 2001 B Distorted Humor Call From Heaven Phone Trick Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent LXX
318 Humoristica f 2011 D Distorted Humor Halfbridled Unbridled Hagyard Farm, Agent
346 Ketchmewhereyoucan m 2002 B Distorted Humor Dasharoo Buckaroo Bluewater Sales LLC, Agent XIV
376 Mary Rita f 2011 E Distorted Humor Possibility A.P. Indy Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent XXXV
379 Merrily m 2004 B Distorted Humor Pib's Rush Phone Trick Garrencasey Sales LLC, Agent II
763 Lusaka f 2011 D Distorted Humor Half A. P. Pulpit Ashview Farm LLC (Bryan Lyster & Gray Lyster),Agent
884 Sensibly Chic m 2000 B Distorted Humor Rajana's Honor Hero's Honor Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent XX
970 Abou f 2011 D Distorted Humor Polish Flower Danzig Kingswood Farm, Agent IV
1187 Triple Double h 2006 G Distorted Humor Santa Croce Saint Ballado Select Sales, Agent X
1202 Heisman h 2008 F Distorted Humor Weekend in Indy A.P. Indy Select Sales, Agent X
1217 O' Toole m 2005 B Distorted Humor Well Dressed Notebook Four Star Sales, Agent
1330 Trautman f 2011 E Distorted Humor Lorena Wood Woodman Eaton Sales, Agent
1383 Bee Sting m 2004 B Distorted Humor Bolshoi Comedy Sovereign Dancer Sparks View Farm LLC, Agent forRichard D. Maynard
1403 Cash Reserve m 2005 B Distorted Humor Private Treasure Explodent Lane's End, Agent for Dixiana Farm

Pedigree

What's This?
A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations. Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner Mr. Prospector Raise a Native
Gold Digger
File Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty Danzig Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Sweetest Chant Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet

Inbreeding

4S X 5D Native Dancer.

Race Record

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.
Age Starts 1st (SW) 2nd (SP) 3rd (SP) Earned
3 10 4 ( 1 ) 2 ( 2 ) 1 ( 1 ) $191,211
4 5 1 ( 1 ) 3 ( 1 ) 1 ( 1 ) $212,660
5 8 3 ( 3 ) 0 1 ( 1 ) $366,093
Totals 23 8 5 3 $769,964

Won at 3

  • Screen King S. at Saratoga

    (6f, D, defeating Gold Fever, Stu's Choice, Von Groovey, Dr. Bikhazi, Denmark, Tri Line). Replay
  • An allowance race at Churchill Downs

    (6f, D, defeating Sudden Fling, Everlasting Hope, Great Persuader, Mad Bomber, Marc the Groove, Brass Works). Replay
  • An allowance race at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating Saratoga Squall, King Rio, Strike Zone, El Chalan, Karen's Fantasy, Rebecca's Storm, You'vegotmynumber, Jerimi's Avenger, Play Dixie, Just Like Jazz). Replay
  • A maiden special weight race at Gulfstream Park

    (6f, D, defeating Hashid, Matthew's Slew, Saratoga Sport, Portmagee, Chu Cullen, Page Road, My Beau Genius, Master Rahy, I'm Number One). Replay

2nd at 3

  • Fayette S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (9f, D, to Isitingood, defeating Strawberry Wine, Pyramid Peak, Prory, Judge T C, Foolish Pole, Leave'm Inthedark). Replay
  • Jerome H. (gr. II) at Belmont Park

    (8f, D, to Why Change, defeating Diligence, Gator Dancer, Instant Friendship, Gold Fever, Gold Token, In Contention, Action, Someplace Fast). Replay

3rd at 3

  • King's Bishop S. (gr. II) at Saratoga

    (7f, D, to Honour and Glory, Elusive Quality, defeating Gold Fever, Delay of Game, Cliveden Hall). Replay

Won at 4

2nd at 4

  • Kentucky Cup Classic H. (gr. III) at Turfway Park

    (9f, D, to Semoran, defeating Coup D' Argent, Stephanotis, Mt. Sassafras, Danville, Regal Discovery, Krigeorj's Gold). Replay

3rd at 4

Won at 5

  • Commonwealth Breeders' Cup S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating El Amante, Partner's Hero, Irish Conquest, Calca, Frisco View, Prince of the Mt., Victor Cooley). Replay
  • Churchill Downs H. (gr. II) at Churchill Downs

    (7f, D, defeating Gold Land, El Amante, Partner's Hero, Golden Oriental, Swift Appraisal, Victor Cooley). Replay
  • Ack Ack H. (gr. III) at Churchill Downs

    (7.5f, D, defeating Crafty Friend, Chindi, Take Note of Me, High Stakes Player, Littlebitlively). Replay

3rd at 5

  • Cigar Mile H. (gr. I) at Aqueduct

    (8f, D, to Sir Bear, Affirmed Success, defeating Coronado's Quest, Crafty Friend, Stormin Fever, Pyramid Peak, Black Forest). Replay

As Broodmare Sire

What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.

Distorted Humor is the sire of 343 dams of 667 named foals of racing age, 427 rnrs (64%), 299 wnrs (45%), 106 2yo wnrs (16%), 1.57 AEI, 1.46 CI; 38 sw, Leading Earner: Speed Baby (AUS) ($978,461).

Nicking and Broodmare Sire Reports from

Farm Information

WinStar Farm LLC

Darren Fox, Kyle Wilson, or Sean Tugel, WinStar Farm, LLC, 3001 Pisgah Pike, Versailles, KY 40383. Phone (859) 873-1717. Fax (859)873-1612

E-mail: dfox@winstarfarm.com

Web Site: www.winstarfarm.com

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