Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

1993, ch, entered stud 1999

Two-Time Champion Sire.
123 SW, 51 GSW, 17 G1 SW, $105M.
2014: 17 SH, 6 SW, 11 2yo Wnrs, $5M
$1M 2YO, $625K, $550K, $525K Ylgs

2014 FEE: $100,000 Stands & Nurses

Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY

Tools and Resources

Current Top Performers Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services.
Horse Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track)
CURSORY GLANCE 2 yo, f, G1W Sadler's Wells
Moyglare Stud S. (gr. I, 9/14/2014, $225,591, Curragh-IRE )
Albany S. (gr. III, 6/20/2014, $67,644, Ascot-ENG )
FIRE WITH FIRE 6 yo, g, G2W Capote
Charles Whittingham S. (gr. II, 5/24/2014, $200,000, 1 1/4 miles, 2:00.92, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
San Luis Rey S. (gr. II, 3/22/2014, $200,000, 1 1/2 miles, 2:25.03, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
PRAIA 4 yo, f, SW Royal Academy
Keertana S. ( 5/17/2014, $65,000, 1 3/8 miles, 2:16.92, Churchill Downs ) Replay
WIND FIRE 3 yo, f, SW A.P. Indy
Betfred Hat Trick Heaven Scurry S. ( 6/14/2014, $35,596, Sandown Park-ENG )
NAWWAAR 5 yo, h, SW Rahy
His Highness The President Cup ( 2/16/2014, $30,225, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
CND ( 1/26/2014, $13,070, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
INTERPRET 6 yo, h, SW Interprete (ARG)
Jebel Ali S. Sponsored By Shadwell ( 1/10/2014, $81,690, Jebal Ali-UAE )
BOISTEROUS 7 yo, h, G1W Cox's Ridge
3rd Woodford Reserve Turf Classic S. (gr. I, 5/3/2014, $500,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:47.73, Churchill Downs ) Replay
ALW ( 4/5/2014, $68,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.86, Keeneland ) Replay
Surfer 5 yo, g, G2PL Ocean Crest
3rd Al Maktoum Challenge R3 Sponsored By Emirates Airline (gr. I, 3/8/2014, $40,000, Meydan Racecourse-UAE )
Bakken 4 yo, c, G2PL Honour and Glory
2nd True North S. (gr. II, 6/6/2014, $250,000, 6 furlongs, 1:08.29, Belmont Park ) Replay
House Rules 3 yo, f, G2PL Mutakddim
2nd Gulfstream Oaks (gr. II, 3/29/2014, $300,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.19, Gulfstream Park ) Replay
2nd Davona Dale S. (gr. II, 2/22/2014, $200,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:43.71, Gulfstream Park ) Replay

Leading Runners Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings, and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.

By Lifetime Earnings

Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Boisterous $1,456,124
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Any Given Saturday $1,083,533

By Current Year Earnings

Name Earnings
Cursory Glance $351,672
Fire With Fire $307,960
Amelie (JPN) $258,373
House Rules $223,700
American Diner $155,820
Boisterous $130,165
Abraham $117,800
Nawwaar $108,545
A Shin Xanadu $107,236
Kristo $93,060

By Class Performance Index

Name CPI
Cursory Glance 34.88
Boisterous 15.46
Laugh Track 11.80
Unbound 10.09
Amelie (JPN) 9.82
Bakken 9.61
Abraham 7.93
Fire With Fire 7.07
Catron 6.63
Wind Fire 6.43

Recent North American Winners and Stakes Performers

What's This?
All winning or stakes-placed progeny are listed for North American performances within the previous seven days. Winners are updated on the list only when the information on new winners is available. Juvenile runners are included in a separate list. For each runner is listed his or her name, age and sex, and broodmare sire. Race data include the race name (when applicable), track, official finish position, distance, and race date. If video of the race is available, a camera icon and “Replay” are linked to a video player. Equibase charts for all races are also linked.

2-Year-Olds

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
Punctuate (2 yo/c) Desert God MSW, Santa Anita Park (1st, 6 1/2 Furlongs, 9/27) Replay Equibase Chart
Richard the Great (2 yo/c) Doneraile Court AOC, Gulfstream Park (1st, 6 Furlongs, 9/28) Replay Equibase Chart

3-Year-Olds and up

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
Cash Crop (3 yo/g) Broken Vow MCL, Delaware Park (1st , 1 1/16 Miles (turf), 9/24) n/a Equibase Chart
Triple Double (8 yo/h) Saint Ballado SOC, Retama Park (1st , 1 Mile, 9/26) n/a Equibase Chart
Shipmaker (5 yo/g) A.P. Indy CLM, Belterra Park (1st , 1 Mile 70 Yards, 9/27) n/a Equibase Chart

Upcoming North American Race Entries

What's This?
This section lists the progeny entered in an upcoming race in North America (U.S., Canada, and Puerto Rico) for the subject stallion. Weekly entries are published as soon as they are available through Equibase and are only for races that meet the following purse thresholds: All stakes $50,000 and up; allowance races for $30,000 and up; claiming and optional claiming for $50,000 and up; maiden special weights for $20,000 and up; and, maiden claiming races worth $20,000 or more. For each runner is listed its post position, name, age and sex, and name of the dam. Race data includes the race type or name (applicable to stakes), race date, race number, track, purse, distance, assigned weight, jockey, trainer, breeder and owner.
Post Horse / Age / Sex / Dam Race Wt Jockey / Trainer Breeder / Owner
1 Passage of Power
  • 3 yo Gelding
  • Teammate
ALW
9/30/2014, Race 6, Indiana Grand Race Course, $34,000, 5f (T)
118
  • Rafael Mojica, Jr.
  • Michael J. Maker
  • Joseph Allen
  • Frank D. Irvin
8 Bakken
  • 4 yo Colt
  • General Jeanne
AOC
10/2/2014, Race 8, Belmont Park, $80,000, 6 1/2f
119
  • Javier Castellano
  • Chad C. Brown
  • Hermitage Farm LLC & WinStar Farm LLC
  • Mr. and Mrs. William K. Warren, Jr.
1 Rugged
  • 4 yo Gelding
  • Composure
AOC
10/3/2014, Race 6, Keeneland, $62,000, 6 1/2f
120
  • Florent Geroux
  • Jon M. Cowan
  • Darley
  • Ragnar Korthase
5 Mutasadder
  • 5 yo Gelding
  • Dessert
ALW
10/3/2014, Race 9, Gulfstream Park, $39,000, 1 1/16mi (T)
121
  • Aldo Arboleda
  • Carlos A. Cepeda
  • Shadwell Farm
  • Carlos A. Cepeda
11 Gavroche
  • 3 yo Gelding
  • Michita
MSW
10/3/2014, Race 1, Keeneland, $56,000, 1 1/16mi
118
  • Florent Geroux
  • Eoin G. Harty
  • Darley
  • Darley Stable (Mohammed Al Maktoum)
8 Feversham
  • 3 yo Filly
  • Fifth Overture
ALW
10/3/2014, Race 8, Woodbine, $58,600, 7f
118
  • Omar Moreno
  • Paul Attard
  • Chiefswood Stables Limited
  • Chiefswood Stable

Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings

What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners, stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes information is worldwide.
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2014 190 95 6 9 2 1 Cursory Glance ($351,672) $4,577,389
2013 221 111 10 13 4 1 Boisterous ($538,049) $6,395,791

Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)

What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
2014 2013
Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os
Number Sold 1 1 30 7 8 1 36 6
Total Average $775,000 $394,000 $282,067 $299,120 $1,181,250 $80,000 $339,306 $180,833
Total Median $775,000 $394,000 $255,000 $89,440 $607,500 $80,000 $255,000 $172,500
Colt Average n/a $0 (0) $308,571 (14) $379,813 (3) n/a $0 (0) $391,667 (21) $270,000 (2)
Filly Average n/a $394,000 (1) $258,875 (16) $238,600 (4) n/a $80,000 (1) $266,000 (15) $136,250 (4)

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Current Sales Results

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.

Keeneland 2014 September Yearling Sale

(9/8/2014 - 9/21/2014 )

Top Weanling, Yearling, and Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
615 UNNAMED, 2013 C Y Emptythetill*, 2000 Elm Tree Farm Twin Creeks Racing $625,000
194 UNNAMED, 2013 C Y Rebridled Dreams*, 2000 Beau Lane Bloodstock Spendthrift Farm $525,000
231 True Elegance, 2013 F Y Sealy Hill, 2004 Gainesway Dixiana Farms $500,000
700 UNNAMED, 2013 C Y Half A. P.*, 2004 Ashview Farm John Ferguson $500,000
491 UNNAMED, 2013 F Y Bonnie Blue Flag, 2007 Taylor Made Sales Agency Ben Glass, agent $435,000

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Upcoming Sales Entries

What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse; I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.

Equine Sales of Louisiana 2014 Open Yearlings and Mixed Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
134 Sugar Belle m 2006 B Distorted Humor Sugar Walls Babe Private Terms Watershed Bloodstock LLC, Agent

Fasig-Tipton Kentucky Fall 2014 Yearling Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
28 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Wild Poppy El Prado (IRE)
216 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Cascading A.P. Indy
480 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Gold d'Oro Medaglia d'Oro
1018 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Sequel A.P. Indy

Fasig-Tipton New York Saratoga 2014 Fall Mixed and HRA Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
130 Seagate c 2011 I Distorted Humor Cocoa Beach (CHI) Doneraile Court Kiaran McLaughlin, Agent

Pedigree

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A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations. Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner Mr. Prospector Raise a Native
Gold Digger
File Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty Danzig Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Sweetest Chant Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet

Inbreeding

4S X 5D Native Dancer.

Race Record

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.
Age Starts 1st (SW) 2nd (SP) 3rd (SP) Earned
3 10 4 ( 1 ) 2 ( 2 ) 1 ( 1 ) $191,211
4 5 1 ( 1 ) 3 ( 1 ) 1 ( 1 ) $212,660
5 8 3 ( 3 ) 0 1 ( 1 ) $366,093
Totals 23 8 5 3 $769,964

Won at 3

  • Screen King S. at Saratoga

    (6f, D, defeating Gold Fever, Stu's Choice, Von Groovey, Dr. Bikhazi, Denmark, Tri Line). Replay
  • An allowance race at Churchill Downs

    (6f, D, defeating Sudden Fling, Everlasting Hope, Great Persuader, Mad Bomber, Marc the Groove, Brass Works). Replay
  • An allowance race at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating Saratoga Squall, King Rio, Strike Zone, El Chalan, Karen's Fantasy, Rebecca's Storm, You'vegotmynumber, Jerimi's Avenger, Play Dixie, Just Like Jazz). Replay
  • A maiden special weight race at Gulfstream Park

    (6f, D, defeating Hashid, Matthew's Slew, Saratoga Sport, Portmagee, Chu Cullen, Page Road, My Beau Genius, Master Rahy, I'm Number One). Replay

2nd at 3

  • Fayette S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (9f, D, to Isitingood, defeating Strawberry Wine, Pyramid Peak, Prory, Judge T C, Foolish Pole, Leave'm Inthedark). Replay
  • Jerome H. (gr. II) at Belmont Park

    (8f, D, to Why Change, defeating Diligence, Gator Dancer, Instant Friendship, Gold Fever, Gold Token, In Contention, Action, Someplace Fast). Replay

3rd at 3

  • King's Bishop S. (gr. II) at Saratoga

    (7f, D, to Honour and Glory, Elusive Quality, defeating Gold Fever, Delay of Game, Cliveden Hall). Replay

Won at 4

2nd at 4

  • Kentucky Cup Classic H. (gr. III) at Turfway Park

    (9f, D, to Semoran, defeating Coup D' Argent, Stephanotis, Mt. Sassafras, Danville, Regal Discovery, Krigeorj's Gold). Replay

3rd at 4

Won at 5

  • Commonwealth Breeders' Cup S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating El Amante, Partner's Hero, Irish Conquest, Calca, Frisco View, Prince of the Mt., Victor Cooley). Replay
  • Churchill Downs H. (gr. II) at Churchill Downs

    (7f, D, defeating Gold Land, El Amante, Partner's Hero, Golden Oriental, Swift Appraisal, Victor Cooley). Replay
  • Ack Ack H. (gr. III) at Churchill Downs

    (7.5f, D, defeating Crafty Friend, Chindi, Take Note of Me, High Stakes Player, Littlebitlively). Replay

3rd at 5

  • Cigar Mile H. (gr. I) at Aqueduct

    (8f, D, to Sir Bear, Affirmed Success, defeating Coronado's Quest, Crafty Friend, Stormin Fever, Pyramid Peak, Black Forest). Replay

As Broodmare Sire

What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.

Distorted Humor is the sire of 325 dams of 658 named foals of racing age, 404 rnrs (61%), 284 wnrs (43%), 95 2yo wnrs (14%), 1.49 AEI, 1.47 CI; 36 sw, Leading Earner: Speed Baby (AUS) ($975,485).

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