Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

1993, ch, entered stud 1999

No. 1 Active NA Sire by lifetime %
of black type winners - 12.1%.
136 BT Wnrs & 18 G1 wnrs, $120M.
2016 Yrlgs: $500K, $450K, $380K.

2017 FEE: $80,000 Stands & Nurses

Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY

Tools and Resources

Current Top Performers Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services.
Horse Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track)
SONIC MULE 3 yo, c, SW A.P. Indy
Mucho Macho Man S. ( 1/7/2017, $100,000, 1 mile, 1:37.52, Gulfstream Park ) Replay
3rd Swale S. (gr. II, 2/4/2017, $200,000, 7 furlongs, 1:23.03, Gulfstream Park ) Replay
Shadow Rock 7 yo, g, SPL Storm Cat
3rd Frontier Utilities Turf Sprint S. ( 1/29/2017, $75,000, 5 furlongs, 0:57.64, Sam Houston Race Park ) Replay
HCP ( 8/13/2016, $25,200, Ellis Park )
Broadway Boogie (IRE) 5 yo, h, SPL Grand Lodge
3rd Grand Prix de la Riviera Cote d'Azur - Jacques Bouchara ( 2/12/2017, $9,578, Cagnes-sur-mer-FR )
2nd Grand Prix de Bordeaux ( 5/28/2016, $13,338, Bordeaux Le Bouscat-FR )
JOKING 8 yo, g, G1W A.P. Indy
Vosburgh S. (gr. I, 10/1/2016, $350,000, 6 furlongs, 1:09.18, Belmont Park ) Replay
True North S. (gr. II, 6/10/2016, $250,000, 6 furlongs, 1:08.04, Belmont Park ) Replay
IRONICUS 6 yo, h, G2W A.P. Indy
Fort Marcy S. (gr. III, 5/7/2016, $150,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.82, Belmont Park ) Replay
2nd Shadwell Turf Mile S. (gr. I, 10/8/2016, $1,000,000, 1 mile, 1:37.04, Keeneland ) Replay
AL AWDAH (KSA) 7 yo, h, G2W Mizzen Mast
Ministry of Interior Cup (gr. III, 11/12/2016, $13,997, King Abdulaziz Racecourse-KSA )
NO DISTORTION 4 yo, g, SW Langfuhr
Long Branch S. ( 7/9/2016, $100,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:42.81, Monmouth Park ) Replay
AOC ( 6/11/2016, $36,000, 1 mile 70 Yards, 1:43.00, Delaware Park ) Replay
HONORABLE DUTY 5 yo, g, SW A.P. Indy
Tenacious S. ( 12/17/2016, $75,000, 1 mile 70 Yards, 1:42.37, Fair Grounds ) Replay
ALW ( 6/4/2016, $55,500, 1 1/16 miles, 1:43.35, Churchill Downs ) Replay
DAC 6 yo, g, SW El Gran Senor
Prairie Bayou S. ( 12/17/2016, $50,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:42.76, Turfway Park ) Replay
AOC ( 7/1/2016, $61,500, 1 1/16 miles, 1:43.72, Churchill Downs ) Replay
SLOW PACE 9 yo, g, G3W Seattle Slew
2016 Carlton Mid Wyong Gold Cup ( 9/2/2016, $75,520, Wyong-AUS )

Leading Runners Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings, and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.

By Lifetime Earnings

Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Boisterous $1,458,792
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Ironicus $1,148,790

By Current Year Earnings

Name Earnings
Semper Fortis $250,000
Sonic Mule $78,080
Artigiano $75,155
Comicas $75,155
Chomsky $36,500
Papa Shot $34,200
Texas Two Step $31,400
You're to Blame $30,600
Wait $27,200
Talaaqy $26,220

By Class Performance Index

Name CPI

Recent North American Winners and Stakes Performers

What's This?
All winning or stakes-placed progeny are listed for North American performances within the previous seven days. Winners are updated on the list only when the information on new winners is available. Juvenile runners are included in a separate list. For each runner is listed his or her name, age and sex, and broodmare sire. Race data include the race name (when applicable), track, official finish position, distance, and race date. If video of the race is available, a camera icon and “Replay” are linked to a video player. Equibase charts for all races are also linked.

3-Year-Olds and up

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
Talaaqy (3 yo/f) Storm Cat MSW, Gulfstream Park (1st , 1 1/16 Miles (turf), 2/19) Replay Equibase Chart
Double Sharp (4 yo/f) Pulpit MCL, Laurel Park (1st , 7 Furlongs, 2/20) n/a Equibase Chart

Upcoming North American Race Entries

What's This?
This section lists the progeny entered in an upcoming race in North America (U.S., Canada, and Puerto Rico) for the subject stallion. Weekly entries are published as soon as they are available through Equibase and are only for races that meet the following purse thresholds: All stakes $50,000 and up; allowance races for $30,000 and up; claiming and optional claiming for $50,000 and up; maiden special weights for $20,000 and up; and, maiden claiming races worth $20,000 or more. For each runner is listed its post position, name, age and sex, and name of the dam. Race data includes the race type or name (applicable to stakes), race date, race number, track, purse, distance, assigned weight, jockey, trainer, breeder and owner.
Post Horse / Age / Sex / Dam Race Wt Jockey / Trainer Breeder / Owner
3 Crimson and Gold
  • 4 yo Filly
  • Ravi's Song
AOC
2/24/2017, Race 5, Santa Anita Park, $56,000, 1 1/4mi (T)
122
  • Tyler Baze
  • Patrick Gallagher
  • Nagako Fujita
  • Nagako Fujita
7 Shadow Rock
  • 7 yo Gelding
  • Dream Time
Colonel Power Overnight S.
2/25/2017, Race 5, Fair Grounds, $50,000, 5 1/2f (T)
117
  • Channing Hill
  • Michael J. Maker
  • Courtlandt Farm
  • Michael M. Hui
3 Papa Shot
  • 5 yo Gelding
  • Mindy Gold
AOC
2/25/2017, Race 3, Aqueduct, $59,000, 1 1/16mi
123
  • Manuel Franco
  • Linda Rice
  • Stonewall Farm
  • Schwartz, Barry, K.
7 Honorable Duty
  • 5 yo Gelding
  • Mesmeric
Mineshaft H. (gr. 3)
2/25/2017, Race 8, Fair Grounds, $125,000, 1 1/16mi
118
  • Julien R. Leparoux
  • Brendan P. Walsh
  • Juddmonte Farms Inc
  • DARRS, Inc. (David A. Ross)
3 Semper Fortis
  • 4 yo Colt
  • Rebridled Dreams
Curribot H.
2/26/2017, Race 7, Sunland Park, $75,000, 1 1/16mi
120
  • Mario Gutierrez
  • Doug F. O'Neill
  • Coffee Pot Stable
  • Reddam Racing LLC

Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings

What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners, stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes information is worldwide.
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2017 82 23 1 1 0 0 Semper Fortis ($250,000) $983,650
2016 217 92 6 8 2 1 Ironicus ($575,000) $5,966,336

Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)

What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
2017 2016
Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os
Number Sold 1 0 2 1 10 2 29 9
Total Average $110,000 $0 $100,000 $40,000 $121,000 $112,500 $155,448 $164,914
Total Median $110,000 $0 $100,000 $40,000 $75,000 $112,500 $100,000 $150,000
Colt Average n/a $0 (0) $100,000 (2) $40,000 (1) n/a $0 (0) $183,154 (13) $200,000 (4)
Filly Average n/a $0 (0) $0 (0) $0 (0) n/a $112,500 (2) $132,938 (16) $136,845 (5)

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Current Sales Results

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.

Fasig-Tipton Kentucky 2017 Winter Mixed Sale

(2/6/2017 - 2/7/2017 )

Other Top Progeny by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
496 Ma Petite, 2013 F E Caressive, 2004 Stuart Morris Adena Springs $45,000

Tattersalls Limited 2017 February Mixed Sale

(2/2/2017 - 2/3/2017 )

Other Top Progeny by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
200 Ribbing, 2013 F E Contentious, 2004 Trillium Place Stables WinStar Farm $66,455

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Upcoming Sales Entries

What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse; I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.

Fasig-Tipton Florida 2017 Gulfstream Two-Year-Olds in Training Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
149 f 2015 2 Distorted Humor Stormy Welcome Storm Cat Hoby & Layne Kight
155 c 2015 2 Distorted Humor Taptam Pleasant Tap Eddie Woods

Ocala Breeders' Sales Company 2017 March Sale of Two-Year-Olds in Training

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
121 f 2015 2 Distorted Humor Redreamit Tapit Sequel Bloodstock
174 c 2015 2 Distorted Humor Sheraton Park Cozzene Niall Brennan Stables
196 c 2015 2 Distorted Humor Slow Down Seattle Slew Kirkwood Stables
264 c 2015 2 Distorted Humor Trend Line (IRE) Holy Roman Emperor (IRE) Q Bar J Thoroughbreds
290 f 2015 2 Distorted Humor Warbling Unbridled's Song Randy Bradshaw
602 f 2015 2 Distorted Humor Hot Summer Malibu Moon Eddie Woods

Pedigree

What's This?
A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations. Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner Mr. Prospector Raise a Native
Gold Digger
File Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty Danzig Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Sweetest Chant Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet

Inbreeding

4S X 5D Native Dancer.

Race Record

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.
Age Starts 1st (SW) 2nd (SP) 3rd (SP) Earned
3 10 4 ( 1 ) 2 ( 2 ) 1 ( 1 ) $191,211
4 5 1 ( 1 ) 3 ( 1 ) 1 ( 1 ) $212,660
5 8 3 ( 3 ) 0 1 ( 1 ) $366,093
Totals 23 8 5 3 $769,964

Won at 3

  • Screen King S. at Saratoga

    (6f, D, defeating Gold Fever, Stu's Choice, Von Groovey, Dr. Bikhazi, Denmark, Tri Line).
  • An allowance race at Churchill Downs

    (6f, D, defeating Sudden Fling, Everlasting Hope, Great Persuader, Mad Bomber, Marc the Groove, Brass Works).
  • An allowance race at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating Saratoga Squall, King Rio, Strike Zone, El Chalan, Karen's Fantasy, Rebecca's Storm, You'vegotmynumber, Jerimi's Avenger, Play Dixie, Just Like Jazz).
  • A maiden special weight race at Gulfstream Park

    (6f, D, defeating Hashid, Matthew's Slew, Saratoga Sport, Portmagee, Chu Cullen, Page Road, My Beau Genius, Master Rahy, I'm Number One).

2nd at 3

  • Fayette S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (9f, D, to Isitingood, defeating Strawberry Wine, Pyramid Peak, Prory, Judge T C, Foolish Pole, Leave'm Inthedark).
  • Jerome H. (gr. II) at Belmont Park

    (8f, D, to Why Change, defeating Diligence, Gator Dancer, Instant Friendship, Gold Fever, Gold Token, In Contention, Action, Someplace Fast).

3rd at 3

  • King's Bishop S. (gr. II) at Saratoga

    (7f, D, to Honour and Glory, Elusive Quality, defeating Gold Fever, Delay of Game, Cliveden Hall).

Won at 4

  • Salvator Mile H. (gr. III) at Monmouth Park

    (8f, D, defeating Wild Deputy, Smooth the Loot, Kiridashi).

2nd at 4

  • Kentucky Cup Classic H. (gr. III) at Turfway Park

    (9f, D, to Semoran, defeating Coup D' Argent, Stephanotis, Mt. Sassafras, Danville, Regal Discovery, Krigeorj's Gold).

3rd at 4

  • Philip H. Iselin H. (gr. II) at Monmouth Park

    (8.5f, D, to Formal Gold, Skip Away, defeating Foolish Pole).

Won at 5

  • Commonwealth Breeders' Cup S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating El Amante, Partner's Hero, Irish Conquest, Calca, Frisco View, Prince of the Mt., Victor Cooley).
  • Churchill Downs H. (gr. II) at Churchill Downs

    (7f, D, defeating Gold Land, El Amante, Partner's Hero, Golden Oriental, Swift Appraisal, Victor Cooley).
  • Ack Ack H. (gr. III) at Churchill Downs

    (7.5f, D, defeating Crafty Friend, Chindi, Take Note of Me, High Stakes Player, Littlebitlively).

3rd at 5

  • Cigar Mile H. (gr. I) at Aqueduct

    (8f, D, to Sir Bear, Affirmed Success, defeating Coronado's Quest, Crafty Friend, Stormin Fever, Pyramid Peak, Black Forest).

As Broodmare Sire

What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.

Distorted Humor is the sire of 411 dams of 1289 named foals of racing age, 754 rnrs (58%), 540 wnrs (42%), 172 2yo wnrs (13%), 1.70 AEI, 1.41 CI; 61 sw, Leading Earner: Arrogate ($11,084,600).

Nicking and Broodmare Sire Reports from

Farm Information

WinStar Farm LLC

Kyle Wilson kwilson@winstarfarm.com, Caroline Walsh cwalsh@winstarfarm.com, or Sean Tugel stugel@winstarfarm.com, WinStar Farm, LLC, 3001 Pisgah Pike, Versailles, KY 40383. Phone (859) 873-1717. Fax (859) 873-1612

Web Site: www.winstarfarm.com