Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

1993, ch, entered stud 1999

Two-Time Champion Sire.
123 SW, 51 GSW, 16 G1 SW, $104M.
2014: 17 SHs, 6 SWs, 9 Graded SHs;
$1M 2YO, $550K Ylg, $500K HRA.

2014 FEE: $100,000 Stands & Nurses

Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY

Tools and Resources

Current Top Performers Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services.
Horse Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track)
FIRE WITH FIRE 6 yo, g, G2W Capote
Charles Whittingham S. (gr. II, 5/24/2014, $200,000, 1 1/4 miles, 2:00.92, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
San Luis Rey S. (gr. II, 3/22/2014, $200,000, 1 1/2 miles, 2:25.03, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
CURSORY GLANCE 2 yo, f, G3W Sadler's Wells
Albany S. (gr. III, 6/20/2014, $67,644, Ascot-ENG )
2nd Pinsent Masons Lowther Stakes (Class 1) (Group 2) (gr. II, 8/21/2014, $53,535, York-ENG )
PRAIA 4 yo, f, SW Royal Academy
Keertana S. ( 5/17/2014, $65,000, 1 3/8 miles, 2:16.92, Churchill Downs ) Replay
WIND FIRE 3 yo, f, SW A.P. Indy
Betfred Hat Trick Heaven Scurry S. ( 6/14/2014, $35,596, Sandown Park-ENG )
NAWWAAR 5 yo, h, SW Rahy
His Highness The President Cup ( 2/16/2014, $30,225, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
CND ( 1/26/2014, $13,070, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
INTERPRET 6 yo, h, SW Interprete (ARG)
Jebel Ali S. Sponsored By Shadwell ( 1/10/2014, $81,690, Jebal Ali-UAE )
BOISTEROUS 7 yo, h, G1W Cox's Ridge
3rd Woodford Reserve Turf Classic S. (gr. I, 5/3/2014, $500,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:47.73, Churchill Downs ) Replay
ALW ( 4/5/2014, $68,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.86, Keeneland ) Replay
Surfer 5 yo, g, G2PL Ocean Crest
3rd Al Maktoum Challenge R3 Sponsored By Emirates Airline (gr. I, 3/8/2014, $40,000, Meydan Racecourse-UAE )
Bakken 4 yo, c, G2PL Honour and Glory
2nd True North S. (gr. II, 6/6/2014, $250,000, 6 furlongs, 1:08.29, Belmont Park ) Replay
House Rules 3 yo, f, G2PL Mutakddim
2nd Gulfstream Oaks (gr. II, 3/29/2014, $300,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.19, Gulfstream Park ) Replay
2nd Davona Dale S. (gr. II, 2/22/2014, $200,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:43.71, Gulfstream Park ) Replay

Leading Runners Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings, and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.

By Lifetime Earnings

Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Boisterous $1,454,874
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Any Given Saturday $1,083,533

By Current Year Earnings

Name Earnings
Fire With Fire $307,710
Amelie (JPN) $258,373
House Rules $213,700
American Diner $155,820
Boisterous $128,915
Cursory Glance $126,081
Abraham $111,800
Nawwaar $108,545
A Shin Xanadu $107,236
Interpret $81,690

By Class Performance Index

Name CPI
Boisterous 15.90
Laugh Track 11.80
Unbound 10.09
Amelie (JPN) 10.05
Bakken 9.60
Abraham 8.49
Fire With Fire 7.27
Wind Fire 6.73
Hillaby 6.70
Catron 6.63

Recent North American Winners and Stakes Performers

What's This?
All winning or stakes-placed progeny are listed for North American performances within the previous seven days. Winners are updated on the list only when the information on new winners is available. Juvenile runners are included in a separate list. For each runner is listed his or her name, age and sex, and broodmare sire. Race data include the race name (when applicable), track, official finish position, distance, and race date. If video of the race is available, a camera icon and “Replay” are linked to a video player. Equibase charts for all races are also linked.

2-Year-Olds

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
Richard the Great (2 yo/c) Doneraile Court MSW, Gulfstream Park (1st, 5 Furlongs, 8/17) Replay Equibase Chart

3-Year-Olds and up

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
House Rules (3 yo/f) Mutakddim ALW, Saratoga (1st , 1 1/8 Miles, 8/17) Replay Equibase Chart

Upcoming North American Race Entries

What's This?
This section lists the progeny entered in an upcoming race in North America (U.S., Canada, and Puerto Rico) for the subject stallion. Weekly entries are published as soon as they are available through Equibase and are only for races that meet the following purse thresholds: All stakes $50,000 and up; allowance races for $30,000 and up; claiming and optional claiming for $50,000 and up; maiden special weights for $20,000 and up; and, maiden claiming races worth $20,000 or more. For each runner is listed its post position, name, age and sex, and name of the dam. Race data includes the race type or name (applicable to stakes), race date, race number, track, purse, distance, assigned weight, jockey, trainer, breeder and owner.
Post Horse / Age / Sex / Dam Race Wt Jockey / Trainer Breeder / Owner
5 Trautman
  • 3 yo Filly
  • Lorena Wood
MSW
8/22/2014, Race 4, Saratoga, $83,000, 6 1/2f
119
  • Luis Saez
  • Gary C. Contessa
  • Reiko Baum & Michael Baum
  • Pokoik, Lee
9 Souper Social
  • 2 yo Filly
  • Social Page
MSW
8/22/2014, Race 7, Saratoga, $83,000, 6f
119
  • Javier Castellano
  • Thomas Albertrani
  • Ramona S. Bass, LLC. & Dorothy A. Matz
  • Live Oak Plantation
7 Rolling Wind
  • 2 yo Filly
  • Unbridled Ridge
MSW
8/23/2014, Race 8, Monmouth Park, $36,000, 5 1/2f
119
  • Paco Lopez
  • Edward Plesa, Jr.
  • WinStar Farm, LLC
  • Live Oak Plantation
5 Lets Get It Going
  • 3 yo Gelding
  • Spring Meadow
ALW
8/23/2014, Race 9, Timonium, $31,000, 1mi
115
  • Xavier Perez
  • Kieron Magee
  • Live Oak Stud
  • Neal Berch
6 Kristo
  • 3 yo Colt
  • Capote's Crown
AOC
8/23/2014, Race 4, Del Mar, $77,000, 7f
118
  • Joseph Talamo
  • John W. Sadler
  • Whisper Hill Farm
  • Hronis Racing, LLC
11 Fire With Fire
  • 6 yo Gelding
  • Cosmic Fire
Del Mar H. (gr. 2)
8/23/2014, Race 8, Del Mar, $200,000, 1 3/8mi (T)
123
  • Tyler Baze
  • Neil D. Drysdale
  • Patricia Pavlish
  • David Heerensperger
1 Bird Humor
  • 2 yo Gelding
  • Bird Legacy
MSW
8/23/2014, Race 4, Saratoga, $98,000, 6f
119
  • Joe Bravo
  • Nicholas P. Zito
  • Marylou Whitney Stables LLC
  • Marylou Whitney Stables LLC
4 Kirov
  • 3 yo Filly
  • Our Golden Song
MSW
8/24/2014, Race 4, Del Mar, $75,000, 6f
118
  • Mike E. Smith
  • Doug F. O'Neill
  • Haymarket Farm LLC, Machmer Hall, Media Thoroughbred Group & Winstar Farm LLC
  • Allard or McDougall
7 Hypothetical
  • 6 yo Gelding
  • Affluent
ALW
8/24/2014, Race 9, Ellis Park, $35,500, 1mi (T)
116
  • Juan C. Saez
  • Dean Ward
  • Janis R. Whitham & WinStar Farm, LLC
  • Robert L. Tucker and Pond Scum Racing, LLC (Rodney Loomer)

Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings

What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners, stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes information is worldwide.
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2014 172 82 6 8 2 0 Fire With Fire ($307,710) $3,842,977
2013 221 111 10 13 4 1 Boisterous ($538,049) $6,395,791

Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)

What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
2014 2013
Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os
Number Sold 1 1 2 7 8 1 36 6
Total Average $775,000 $394,000 $500,000 $299,120 $1,181,250 $80,000 $339,306 $180,833
Total Median $775,000 $394,000 $500,000 $89,440 $607,500 $80,000 $255,000 $172,500
Colt Average n/a $0 (0) $500,000 (2) $379,813 (3) n/a $0 (0) $391,667 (21) $270,000 (2)
Filly Average n/a $394,000 (1) $0 (0) $238,600 (4) n/a $80,000 (1) $266,000 (15) $136,250 (4)

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Current Sales Results

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.

Fasig-Tipton Saratoga 2014 Yearling Sale

(8/4/2014 - 8/5/2014 )

Top Weanling, Yearling, and Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
29 UNNAMED, 2013 C Y Joanie's Catch, 2007 Taylor Made Sales Agency John Ferguson $550,000
74 UNNAMED, 2013 C Y Sadler's Secretary (IRE), 2005 Woodford Thoroughbreds John Ferguson $450,000

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Upcoming Sales Entries

What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse; I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.

Keeneland Association September 2014 Yearling Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
4 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Lady Diplomat Silver Deputy Eaton Sales, Agent forEdward A. Cox, Jr.
20 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Leah's Secret Tiger Ridge Lane's End, Agent
53 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Luna Vega Malibu Moon Glennwood Farm, Inc., Agent
127 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Officiate Deputy Minister Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent forAaron & Marie Jones
136 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Pacific Spell Langfuhr Brereton C. Jones/Airdrie Stud Inc., Agent
174 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Queen of Kills Unbridled's Song Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent CLVII
175 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Queen of Song Unbridled's Song Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent CXXXIII
182 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Quite a Bride Stormy Atlantic Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent CL
189 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Ravi's Song Unbridled's Song Woods Edge Farm (Peter O'Callaghan), Agent XIV
194 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Rebridled Dreams Unbridled's Song Beau Lane Bloodstock, Agent I
202 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Rock Candy Mineshaft Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent CXXVI
220 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Satans Quick Chick Sky Mesa Denali Stud (Craig & Holly Bandoroff), Agent for River Bend Farm
231 True Elegance f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Sealy Hill Point Given Gainesway, Agent IX
280 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Starlight Dreams Black Tie Affair (IRE) Woods Edge Farm (Peter O'Callaghan), Agent VI
308 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Superhalf A.P. Indy Lane's End, Agent
332 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Tar Heel Mom Flatter Upson Downs Farm, Agent
344 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Tizahit Tiznow Lane's End, Agent
397 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Wild Poppy El Prado (IRE) Denali Stud (Craig & Holly Bandoroff), Agent XXIII
399 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Wile Cat Storm Cat Eaton Sales, Agent
405 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Winning Point Point Given Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent LXXX
490 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Bon Jovi Girl Malibu Moon Denali Stud (Craig & Holly Bandoroff), Agent XXIII
491 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Bonnie Blue Flag Mineshaft Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent forAaron & Marie Jones
506 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Cascading A.P. Indy Hill 'n' Dale Sales Agency, Agent
517 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Charmed Gift A.P. Indy Lane's End, Agent
538 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Collect Call Meadowlake Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent XLIII
563 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Dance Quietly A.P. Indy Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent for Besilu Stables LLC
588 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Downthedustyroad Storm and a Half Eaton Sales, Agent for Grousemont Farm
600 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Dynazaper Ghostzapper Denali Stud (Craig & Holly Bandoroff), Agent XLV
615 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Emptythetill Holy Bull Elm Tree Farm LLC (Mr. and Mrs. Jody Huckabay),Agent for Stonestreet Thoroughbred Holdings LLC
677 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Gold d'Oro Medaglia d'Oro Lane's End, Agent
700 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Half A. P. Pulpit Ashview Farm LLC (Bryan Lyster & Gray Lyster),Agent
708 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor High Change Jump Start St. George Sales, Agent XIX
742 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor J'ray Distant View Indian Creek, Agent
783 Only Joking c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Love Me Only (IRE) Sadler's Wells Lane's End, Agent
810 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor More Happy Vindication Hill 'n' Dale Sales Agency, Agent
844 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Pretty Meadow Meadowlake Denali Stud (Craig & Holly Bandoroff), Agent XXXIV
914 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Single Solution Flatter Sweezey and Partners, Agent IX
1014 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Argyle Pink Sky Mesa Denali Stud (Craig & Holly Bandoroff), Agent XXXVII
1068 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Contentious Giant's Causeway Denali Stud (Craig & Holly Bandoroff), Agent X
1072 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Cotton Blossom Broken Vow Eaton Sales, Agent
1135 Wicked Wink c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Genuine Devotion (IRE) Rock of Gibraltar (IRE) Lane's End, Agent
1584 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Kiss Mine Mineshaft Hermitage Farm, Agent
2168 f 2013 Y Distorted Humor Two Trail Sioux Indian Charlie Lane's End, Agent

Pedigree

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A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations. Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner Mr. Prospector Raise a Native
Gold Digger
File Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty Danzig Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Sweetest Chant Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet

Inbreeding

4S X 5D Native Dancer.

Race Record

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.
Age Starts 1st (SW) 2nd (SP) 3rd (SP) Earned
3 10 4 ( 1 ) 2 ( 2 ) 1 ( 1 ) $191,211
4 5 1 ( 1 ) 3 ( 1 ) 1 ( 1 ) $212,660
5 8 3 ( 3 ) 0 1 ( 1 ) $366,093
Totals 23 8 5 3 $769,964

Won at 3

  • Screen King S.

    (6f, D, defeating Gold Fever, Stu's Choice, Von Groovey, Dr. Bikhazi, Denmark, Tri Line). Replay
  • An allowance race at Churchill Downs

    (6f, D, defeating Sudden Fling, Everlasting Hope, Great Persuader, Mad Bomber, Marc the Groove, Brass Works). Replay
  • An allowance race at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating Saratoga Squall, King Rio, Strike Zone, El Chalan, Karen's Fantasy, Rebecca's Storm, You'vegotmynumber, Jerimi's Avenger, Play Dixie, Just Like Jazz). Replay
  • A maiden special weight race at Gulfstream Park

    (6f, D, defeating Hashid, Matthew's Slew, Saratoga Sport, Portmagee, Chu Cullen, Page Road, My Beau Genius, Master Rahy, I'm Number One). Replay

2nd at 3

  • Fayette S. (gr. II)

    (9f, D, to Isitingood, defeating Strawberry Wine, Pyramid Peak, Prory, Judge T C, Foolish Pole, Leave'm Inthedark). Replay
  • Jerome H. (gr. II)

    (8f, D, to Why Change, defeating Diligence, Gator Dancer, Instant Friendship, Gold Fever, Gold Token, In Contention, Action, Someplace Fast). Replay

3rd at 3

  • King's Bishop S. (gr. II)

    (7f, D, to Honour and Glory, Elusive Quality, defeating Gold Fever, Delay of Game, Cliveden Hall). Replay

Won at 4

2nd at 4

  • Kentucky Cup Classic H. (gr. III)

    (9f, D, to Semoran, defeating Coup D' Argent, Stephanotis, Mt. Sassafras, Danville, Regal Discovery, Krigeorj's Gold). Replay

3rd at 4

Won at 5

  • Commonwealth Breeders' Cup S. (gr. II)

    (7f, D, defeating El Amante, Partner's Hero, Irish Conquest, Calca, Frisco View, Prince of the Mt., Victor Cooley). Replay
  • Churchill Downs H. (gr. II)

    (7f, D, defeating Gold Land, El Amante, Partner's Hero, Golden Oriental, Swift Appraisal, Victor Cooley). Replay
  • Ack Ack H. (gr. III)

    (7.5f, D, defeating Crafty Friend, Chindi, Take Note of Me, High Stakes Player, Littlebitlively). Replay

3rd at 5

  • Cigar Mile H. (gr. I)

    (8f, D, to Sir Bear, Affirmed Success, defeating Coronado's Quest, Crafty Friend, Stormin Fever, Pyramid Peak, Black Forest). Replay

As Broodmare Sire

What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.

Distorted Humor is the sire of 318 dams of 658 named foals of racing age, 383 rnrs (58%), 275 wnrs (42%), 93 2yo wnrs (14%), 1.50 AEI, 1.47 CI; 34 sw, Leading Earner: Speed Baby (AUS) ($975,485).

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