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Distorted Humor
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Forty Niner-Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

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WinStar Farm LLC - Versailles, KY

2013 Fee: $100,000 Stands & Nurses
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Champion Sire.
Only horse at stud to sire winners
of all 3 Triple Crown races!
2013: 14 SHs - SWs U.S. & Abroad
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Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2013 157 50 3 3 1 0 Abraham ($185,020) $2,191,541
2012 234 123 9 17 7 2 Alternation ($702,723) $8,044,321
Distorted Humor's Current Top Performers Worldwide
Performer Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time)
JIMMY CREED 4 yo, c, G1W Citidancer Potrero Grande S. (gr. II, 4/6/2013, $150,000, 6 1/2 furlongs, 1:15.03, Santa Anita Park) Replay
CHEERY 4 yo, f, SW A.P. Indy American Beauty S. (1/20/2013, $60,000, 6 furlongs, 1:11.58, Oaklawn Park) Replay
SLOW PACE 5 yo, g, SW Seattle Slew Prix de la Porte de Madrid (3/31/2013, $33,327, Saint Cloud)
Surfer 4 yo, c, G2PL Ocean Crest 2nd Al Maktoum Challenge-Round 2 Sponsored by Tabloid (gr. II, 2/7/2013, $50,000, Meydan Racecourse)
Fire With Fire 5 yo, g, G2PL Capote 3rd San Luis Rey S. (gr. II, 3/16/2013, $150,000, 1 1/2 miles, 2:22.72, Santa Anita Park) Replay
BOISTEROUS 6 yo, h, G2W Cox's Ridge 2nd Ben Ali S. (gr. III, 4/21/2013, $150,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:51.14, Keeneland) Replay
Abraham 3 yo, c, G3PL El Prado (IRE) 3rd Sunland Derby (gr. III, 3/24/2013, $800,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:47.54, Sunland Park) Replay
MSW (2/16/2013, $52,500, 1 1/8 miles, 1:52.91, Gulfstream Park) Replay
SHUMOOS 4 yo, f, G3W Storm Cat 3rd Las Flores S. (gr. III, 3/10/2013, $100,000, 6 1/2 furlongs, 1:15.44, Santa Anita Park) Replay
2nd Time To Leave S. (5/5/2013, $70,000, 5 furlongs, 0:56.80, Betfair Hollywood Park) Replay
Praia 3 yo, f, SPL Royal Academy 2nd Edgewood S. (5/3/2013, $150,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:41.24, Churchill Downs) Replay
MSW (4/6/2013, $58,000, 1 mile, 1:37.46, Keeneland) Replay
DISTORTED LEGACY 6 yo, m, SW Private Account 2nd Jersey Lilly S. (3/2/2013, $50,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:44.12, Sam Houston Race Park) Replay

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Distorted Humor's Leading Runners Worldwide
By Lifetime Earnings
Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Any Given Saturday $1,083,533
Alternation $1,054,227
By Current Year Earnings
Name Earnings
Abraham $185,020
Unbound $112,386
Jimmy Creed $90,000
Praia $76,986
Surfer $70,000
Distracting $69,901
Shumoos $63,670
Punster $60,320
Distortion $54,440
Fire With Fire $54,000
By Class Performance Index
Name CPI
Alternation 19.21
Endorsement 15.97
Jimmy Creed 14.35
Fortify 13.40
Boisterous 12.62
Aesop's Fables 11.85
Unbound 11.04
Shumoos 8.81
Abraham 8.22
Distorted Legacy 6.96

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Distorted Humor's Recent Northern Hemisphere Winners and Stakes Performers
3-Year-Olds and Up
Winner/Stakes Performer (Age/Sex) Broodmare Sire Track (fin. pos./dist./date) Stakes Race Equibase Chart
Cold Harbor (8 yo/h) Farma Way WOODBINE ( 1st , 1 Mile (turf), 5/19) n/a
Chart
Red Wine (7 yo/g) Storm Bird THISTLEDOWN ( 1st , 1 Mile, 5/22) n/a
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Pedigree
Distorted Humor Forty Niner
Mr. Prospector
File
Raise a Native
Gold Digger
Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty
Danzig
Sweetest Chant
Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet
 

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Distorted Humor As Broodmare Sire
Distorted Humor is the sire of 255 dams of 477 named foals of racing age, 253 rnrs (53%), 169 wnrs (35%), 0 2yo wnrs (0%), 1.38 AEI, 1.47 CI; 22 sw, Leading Earner: Speed Baby (AUS) ($931,136).
 

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Distorted Humor's Inbreeding
4S X 5D Native Dancer.
 

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Distorted Humor's Sale Results (N. Hemisphere only)

View Complete Worldwide Auction Results for: 2013, 2012, 2011, or for more results visit, BloodHorse.com

2013 (YTD) Covering Sire Weanling Yearling Two Year Olds
Number Sold 1 0 3 6
Total Average $590,000 $0 $196,667 $180,833
Total Median $590,000 $0 $150,000 $172,500
Colt Average n/a $0 (0) $225,000 (2) $270,000 (2)
Filly Average $590,000 (1) $0 (0) $140,000 (1) $136,250 (1)
2012 (YTD) Covering Sire Weanling Yearling Two Year Olds
Number Sold 6 2 30 6
Total Average $895,833 $110,000 $320,400 $344,854
Total Median $775,000 $110,000 $287,500 $187,500
Colt Average n/a $150,000 (1) $399,188 (16) $491,667 (3)
Filly Average $895,833 (6) $70,000 (1) $230,357 (14) $198,042 (6)

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Distorted Humor's Recent Sales Results (N. Hemisphere only)
Fasig-Tipton Midlantic 2013 Two-Year-Olds in Training Sale (5/20/2013 - 5/21/2013 )
Weanlings, Yearlings and Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor

Top 5 Weanling, Yearling, or Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor selling for $25,000 or more.
Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
137 UNNAMED, 2011 C 2 African Skies (GB), 2006 Eddie Woods Wounded Warrior, G. Contessa, agent $240,000
413 UNNAMED, 2011 F 2 Polish Flower*, 2001 Eddie Woods Kempton Bloodstock, agent $155,000
176 UNNAMED, 2011 F 2 La Conseillante, 2004 Hartley/De Renzo Thoroughbreds John Liviakis $150,000

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Farm Information

WinStar Farm LLC
Inquiries to Gerry Duffy or Chance Timm, WinStar Farm, LLC, 3001 Pisgah Pike, Versailles, KY 40383. Phone (859) 873-1717. Fax (859)873-1612
E-mail: gduffy@winstarfarm.com • Web Site: www.winstarfarm.com

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