Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

1993, ch, entered stud 1999

No. 1 Active NA Sire by lifetime %
of BT Wnrs & Yearling Sale Avg.
136 BT Wnrs & 55 GSWnrs, $118M.
$1.525M colt at KEESEPT

2016 FEE: $100,000 Stands & Nurses

Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY

Tools and Resources

Current Top Performers Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services.
Horse Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track)
JOKING 7 yo, g, G2W A.P. Indy
True North S. (gr. II, 6/10/2016, $250,000, 6 furlongs, 1:08.04, Belmont Park ) Replay
Diablo S. ( 5/8/2016, $100,000, 6 furlongs, 1:09.44, Belmont Park ) Replay
IRONICUS 5 yo, h, G2W A.P. Indy
Fort Marcy S. (gr. III, 5/7/2016, $150,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.82, Belmont Park ) Replay
2nd Woodford Reserve Manhattan S. (gr. I, 6/11/2016, $1,000,000, 1 1/4 miles, 1:58.92, Belmont Park ) Replay
NO DISTORTION 3 yo, c, SW Langfuhr
Long Branch S. ( 7/9/2016, $100,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:42.81, Monmouth Park ) Replay
AOC ( 6/11/2016, $36,000, 1 mile 70 Yards, 1:43.00, Delaware Park ) Replay
SLOW PACE 8 yo, g, G3W Seattle Slew
2016 Carlton Mid Wyong Gold Cup ( 9/2/2016, $75,520, Wyong-AUS )
TALES OF GRIMM 7 yo, g, SW Dynaformer
FKG Group Spear Chief H. ( 6/25/2016, $47,789, Eagle Farm-AUS )
Semper Fortis 3 yo, c, G2PL Unbridled's Song
2nd Los Alamitos Derby S. (gr. II, 9/24/2016, $200,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:48.48, Los Alamitos Race Course ) Replay
2nd Shared Belief S. ( 8/26/2016, $100,000, 1 mile, 1:35.74, Del Mar ) Replay
Sonic Mule 2 yo, c, G2PL A.P. Indy
3rd Saratoga Special S. (gr. II, 8/14/2016, $200,000, 6 1/2 furlongs, 1:17.00, Saratoga ) Replay
3rd Sapling S. ( 9/4/2016, $100,000, 1 mile, 1:39.00, Monmouth Park ) Replay
Robillard 4 yo, f, G2PL Stormy Atlantic
3rd Sheepshead Bay S. (gr. II, 5/7/2016, $200,000, 1 3/8 miles, 2:18.90, Belmont Park ) Replay
2nd Lady Baltimore S. ( 9/10/2016, $150,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:39.87, Laurel Park ) Replay
VORTICITY 3 yo, c, SW Flatter
2nd Withers S. (gr. III, 1/30/2016, $250,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:46.99, Aqueduct ) Replay
2nd Jerome S. (gr. III, 1/2/2016, $200,000, 1 mile 70 Yards, 1:42.98, Aqueduct ) Replay
CRITTENDEN 4 yo, g, SW Pulpit
2nd Oak Tree H. ( 6/25/2016, $50,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:42.87, Oak Tree At Pleasanton )

Leading Runners Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings, and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.

By Lifetime Earnings

Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Boisterous $1,458,792
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Any Given Saturday $1,083,533

By Current Year Earnings

Name Earnings
Ironicus $275,000
Joking $259,900
No Distortion $131,975
Shadow Rock $122,394
Second City $121,990
Honorable Duty $116,636
Sanctifica $109,600
Kundray $106,080
Robillard $101,500
Vorticity $90,000

By Class Performance Index

Name CPI

Recent North American Winners and Stakes Performers

What's This?
All winning or stakes-placed progeny are listed for North American performances within the previous seven days. Winners are updated on the list only when the information on new winners is available. Juvenile runners are included in a separate list. For each runner is listed his or her name, age and sex, and broodmare sire. Race data include the race name (when applicable), track, official finish position, distance, and race date. If video of the race is available, a camera icon and “Replay” are linked to a video player. Equibase charts for all races are also linked.

3-Year-Olds and up

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
Papa Shot (4 yo/g) A.P. Indy ALW, Finger Lakes (1st , 6 Furlongs, 9/20) n/a Equibase Chart
Semper Fortis (3 yo/c) Unbridled's Song Los Alamitos Derby S. (gr. II), Los Alamitos Race Course (2nd , 1 1/8 Miles, 9/24) Replay Equibase Chart

Upcoming North American Race Entries

What's This?
This section lists the progeny entered in an upcoming race in North America (U.S., Canada, and Puerto Rico) for the subject stallion. Weekly entries are published as soon as they are available through Equibase and are only for races that meet the following purse thresholds: All stakes $50,000 and up; allowance races for $30,000 and up; claiming and optional claiming for $50,000 and up; maiden special weights for $20,000 and up; and, maiden claiming races worth $20,000 or more. For each runner is listed its post position, name, age and sex, and name of the dam. Race data includes the race type or name (applicable to stakes), race date, race number, track, purse, distance, assigned weight, jockey, trainer, breeder and owner.
Post Horse / Age / Sex / Dam Race Wt Jockey / Trainer Breeder / Owner
4 Texas Two Step
  • 5 yo Gelding
  • Miss Salsa
AOC
9/30/2016, Race 8, Santa Anita Park, $55,000, 7f
123
  • Martin A. Pedroza
  • Peter Miller
  • Fares Farm LLC
  • Barber or Brous Stable or Wachtel Stable
5 Double Sharp
  • 3 yo Filly
  • Bsharpsonata
MSW
10/1/2016, Race 4, Delaware Park, $34,000, 6f
120
  • Erick D. Rodriguez
  • Michael E. Gorham
  • Woodford Thoroughbreds, LLC.
  • XYZ Racing
4 Blushing Humor
  • 3 yo Filly
  • Queen of Song
ALW
10/2/2016, Race 5, Parx Racing, $76,000, 7f
118
  • Frankie Pennington
  • John C. Servis
  • Pollock Farms & Hugh Owen
  • Cash is King LLC

Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings

What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners, stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes information is worldwide.
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2016 191 76 3 4 2 0 Ironicus ($275,000) $4,220,756
2015 213 113 11 14 6 0 Ironicus ($518,600) $7,452,226

Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)

What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
2016 2015
Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os
Number Sold 0 0 26 8 5 3 36 14
Total Average $0 $0 $165,269 $183,725 $483,000 $107,333 $291,528 $209,517
Total Median $0 $0 $110,000 $190,000 $350,000 $120,000 $230,000 $143,896
Colt Average n/a $0 (0) $205,455 (11) $200,000 (4) n/a $76,000 (2) $350,938 (16) $267,346 (8)
Filly Average n/a $0 (0) $135,800 (15) $167,450 (4) n/a $170,000 (1) $244,000 (20) $145,400 (5)

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Current Sales Results

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.

Keeneland 2016 September Yearling Sale

(9/12/2016 - 9/25/2016 )

Top Weanling, Yearling, and Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
130 UNNAMED, 2015 F Y Wait Til Dawn, 2009 Select Sales Courtlandt Farm $500,000
354 UNNAMED, 2015 C Y Gamely Girl*, 2003 Indian Creek J.S. Karp, A. Lavin, agent $450,000
681 UNNAMED, 2015 C Y Unacloud*, 1997 Taylor Made Sales Agency Repole Stable, J.J. Crupi, agent $380,000
1198 UNNAMED, 2015 F Y Edit, 2009 Taylor Made Sales Agency Jay Em Ess Stable $380,000
124 UNNAMED, 2015 C Y Versailles Song, 2008 Eaton Sales Eric Fein $350,000

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Upcoming Sales Entries

What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse; I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.

No Entries Available

Pedigree

What's This?
A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations. Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner Mr. Prospector Raise a Native
Gold Digger
File Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty Danzig Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Sweetest Chant Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet

Inbreeding

4S X 5D Native Dancer.

Race Record

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.
Age Starts 1st (SW) 2nd (SP) 3rd (SP) Earned
3 10 4 ( 1 ) 2 ( 2 ) 1 ( 1 ) $191,211
4 5 1 ( 1 ) 3 ( 1 ) 1 ( 1 ) $212,660
5 8 3 ( 3 ) 0 1 ( 1 ) $366,093
Totals 23 8 5 3 $769,964

Won at 3

  • Screen King S. at Saratoga

    (6f, D, defeating Gold Fever, Stu's Choice, Von Groovey, Dr. Bikhazi, Denmark, Tri Line).
  • An allowance race at Churchill Downs

    (6f, D, defeating Sudden Fling, Everlasting Hope, Great Persuader, Mad Bomber, Marc the Groove, Brass Works).
  • An allowance race at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating Saratoga Squall, King Rio, Strike Zone, El Chalan, Karen's Fantasy, Rebecca's Storm, You'vegotmynumber, Jerimi's Avenger, Play Dixie, Just Like Jazz).
  • A maiden special weight race at Gulfstream Park

    (6f, D, defeating Hashid, Matthew's Slew, Saratoga Sport, Portmagee, Chu Cullen, Page Road, My Beau Genius, Master Rahy, I'm Number One).

2nd at 3

  • Fayette S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (9f, D, to Isitingood, defeating Strawberry Wine, Pyramid Peak, Prory, Judge T C, Foolish Pole, Leave'm Inthedark).
  • Jerome H. (gr. II) at Belmont Park

    (8f, D, to Why Change, defeating Diligence, Gator Dancer, Instant Friendship, Gold Fever, Gold Token, In Contention, Action, Someplace Fast).

3rd at 3

  • King's Bishop S. (gr. II) at Saratoga

    (7f, D, to Honour and Glory, Elusive Quality, defeating Gold Fever, Delay of Game, Cliveden Hall).

Won at 4

  • Salvator Mile H. (gr. III) at Monmouth Park

    (8f, D, defeating Wild Deputy, Smooth the Loot, Kiridashi).

2nd at 4

  • Kentucky Cup Classic H. (gr. III) at Turfway Park

    (9f, D, to Semoran, defeating Coup D' Argent, Stephanotis, Mt. Sassafras, Danville, Regal Discovery, Krigeorj's Gold).

3rd at 4

  • Philip H. Iselin H. (gr. II) at Monmouth Park

    (8.5f, D, to Formal Gold, Skip Away, defeating Foolish Pole).

Won at 5

  • Commonwealth Breeders' Cup S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating El Amante, Partner's Hero, Irish Conquest, Calca, Frisco View, Prince of the Mt., Victor Cooley).
  • Churchill Downs H. (gr. II) at Churchill Downs

    (7f, D, defeating Gold Land, El Amante, Partner's Hero, Golden Oriental, Swift Appraisal, Victor Cooley).
  • Ack Ack H. (gr. III) at Churchill Downs

    (7.5f, D, defeating Crafty Friend, Chindi, Take Note of Me, High Stakes Player, Littlebitlively).

3rd at 5

  • Cigar Mile H. (gr. I) at Aqueduct

    (8f, D, to Sir Bear, Affirmed Success, defeating Coronado's Quest, Crafty Friend, Stormin Fever, Pyramid Peak, Black Forest).

As Broodmare Sire

What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.

Distorted Humor is the sire of 400 dams of 1095 named foals of racing age, 689 rnrs (63%), 486 wnrs (44%), 149 2yo wnrs (14%), 1.55 AEI, 1.42 CI; 51 sw, Leading Earner: Moanin ($1,668,007).

Nicking and Broodmare Sire Reports from