Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

1993, ch, entered stud 1999

Two-Time Champion Sire.
123 SW, 51 GSW, 16 G1 SW, $103M.
2014: 17 SHs, 6 SWs, 9 Graded SHs;
$1M 2YO, $500K HRA, $394K Wlg.

2014 FEE: $100,000 Stands & Nurses

Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY

Tools and Resources

Current Top Performers Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services.
Horse Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track)
FIRE WITH FIRE 6 yo, g, G2W Capote
Charles Whittingham S. (gr. II, 5/24/2014, $200,000, 1 1/4 miles, 2:00.92, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
San Luis Rey S. (gr. II, 3/22/2014, $200,000, 1 1/2 miles, 2:25.03, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
CURSORY GLANCE 2 yo, f, G3W Sadler's Wells
Albany S. (gr. III, 6/20/2014, $67,644, Ascot-ENG )
WM ( 5/21/2014, $4,902, Kempton Park-ENG )
PRAIA 4 yo, f, SW Royal Academy
Keertana S. ( 5/17/2014, $65,000, 1 3/8 miles, 2:16.92, Churchill Downs ) Replay
WIND FIRE 3 yo, f, SW A.P. Indy
Betfred Hat Trick Heaven Scurry S. ( 6/14/2014, $35,596, Sandown Park-ENG )
NAWWAAR 5 yo, h, SW Rahy
HH The President Cup ( 2/16/2014, $30,225, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
CND ( 1/26/2014, $13,070, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
INTERPRET 6 yo, h, SW Interprete (ARG)
Jebel Ali S. Sponsored By Shadwell ( 1/10/2014, $81,690, Jebal Ali-UAE )
BOISTEROUS 7 yo, h, G1W Cox's Ridge
3rd Woodford Reserve Turf Classic S. (gr. I, 5/3/2014, $500,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:47.73, Churchill Downs ) Replay
ALW ( 4/5/2014, $68,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.86, Keeneland ) Replay
Surfer 5 yo, g, G2PL Ocean Crest
3rd Al Maktoum Challenge R3 Sponsored By Emirates Airline (gr. I, 3/8/2014, $40,000, Meydan Racecourse-UAE )
Bakken 4 yo, c, G2PL Honour and Glory
2nd True North S. (gr. II, 6/6/2014, $250,000, 6 furlongs, 1:08.29, Belmont Park ) Replay
House Rules 3 yo, f, G2PL Mutakddim
2nd Gulfstream Oaks (gr. II, 3/29/2014, $300,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.19, Gulfstream Park ) Replay
2nd Davona Dale S. (gr. II, 2/22/2014, $200,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:43.71, Gulfstream Park ) Replay

Leading Runners Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings, and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.

By Lifetime Earnings

Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Boisterous $1,454,874
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Any Given Saturday $1,083,533

By Current Year Earnings

Name Earnings
Fire With Fire $307,710
Amelie (JPN) $258,373
House Rules $162,700
American Diner $134,326
Boisterous $128,915
Abraham $111,800
Nawwaar $108,545
A Shin Xanadu $107,236
Interpret $81,690
Kristo $76,500

By Class Performance Index

Name CPI
Boisterous 15.87
Laugh Track 11.79
Amelie (JPN) 10.33
Unbound 10.09
Bakken 9.67
Abraham 8.55
Wind Fire 7.28
Fire With Fire 7.25
Catron 6.69
Hillaby 6.42

Recent North American Winners and Stakes Performers

What's This?
All winning or stakes-placed progeny are listed for North American performances within the previous seven days. Winners are updated on the list only when the information on new winners is available. Juvenile runners are included in a separate list. For each runner is listed his or her name, age and sex, and broodmare sire. Race data include the race name (when applicable), track, official finish position, distance, and race date. If video of the race is available, a camera icon and “Replay” are linked to a video player. Equibase charts for all races are also linked.

2-Year-Olds

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
Empressive Humor (2 yo/f) Empire Maker MSW, Saratoga (1st, 5 Furlongs, 7/23) Replay Equibase Chart
Red Button (2 yo/c) Skip Trial MSW, Del Mar (1st, 6 Furlongs, 7/26) Replay Equibase Chart

3-Year-Olds and up

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
Abraham (4 yo/g) El Prado (IRE) AOC, Saratoga (1st , 1 1/8 Miles, 7/25) Replay Equibase Chart
Friendly Banter (6 yo/g) Royal Academy CLM, Del Mar (1st , 1 1/8 Miles, 7/27) n/a Equibase Chart
Somthintomakimrun (10 yo/g) Storm Bird CLM, Wyoming Downs (1st , 6 Furlongs, 7/27) n/a Equibase Chart

Upcoming North American Race Entries

What's This?
This section lists the progeny entered in an upcoming race in North America (U.S., Canada, and Puerto Rico) for the subject stallion. Entries are published as soon as they are available through Equibase. For each runner is listed its post position, name, age and sex, and name of the dam. Race data includes the race type or name (applicable to stakes), race date, race number, track, purse, distance, assigned weight, jockey, trainer, breeder and owner.
Post Horse / Age / Sex / Dam Race Wt Jockey / Trainer Breeder / Owner
6 Laughter
  • 6 yo Gelding
  • Gwen's Song
CLM
7/29/2014, Race 4, Presque Isle Downs, $22,000, 1mi 70y
119
  • Mike Allen
  • Kathleen O'Connell
  • Aaron U. Jones & Marie D. Jones
  • DiBello Racing LLC
1 Frederico
  • 6 yo Gelding
  • La Reina
AOC
7/31/2014, Race 8, Prairie Meadows, $35,000, 6f
120
  • Ramon A. Vazquez
  • Federico Villafranco
  • Emory A. Hamilton
  • Danny R. Caldwell
6 Crashing Conclave
  • 3 yo Filly
  • Ciao
MCL
7/31/2014, Race 5, Saratoga, $45,000, 5 1/2f (T)
119
  • Manuel Franco
  • Anthony W. Dutrow
  • Clearsky Farms
  • Racepoint Stables
5 Seal Team Six
  • 3 yo Colt
  • African Skies (GB)
MCL
8/1/2014, Race 10, Saratoga, $45,000, 1 1/16mi (T)
118
  • Manuel Franco
  • Gary C. Contessa
  • P Cockrill, S. Hillen, S. Graham
  • Wounded Warrior Stables
5 One Night
  • 3 yo Filly
  • Lasting Appeal
MSW
8/1/2014, Race 3, Saratoga, $83,000, 1 1/8mi
118
  • Luis Saez
  • H. James Bond
  • WinStar Farm, LLC
  • Clifton, Jr., William, L.
5 Femme Fatale
  • 4 yo Filly
  • Imagine
West Virginia Senate President's Cup S.
8/2/2014, Race 5, Mountaineer Casino Racetrack & Resort, $100,000, 1mi 70y (T)
119
  • Deshawn L. Parker
  • Eric R. Reed
  • Padua Stables
  • Elm Racing LLC (Ann Smith)

Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings

What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners, stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes information is worldwide.
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2014 163 75 6 8 2 0 Fire With Fire ($307,710) $3,504,867
2013 221 111 10 13 4 1 Boisterous ($538,049) $6,395,791

Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)

What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
2014 2013
Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os
Number Sold 1 1 0 8 8 1 36 6
Total Average $775,000 $394,000 $0 $317,980 $1,181,250 $80,000 $339,306 $180,833
Total Median $775,000 $394,000 $0 $94,720 $607,500 $80,000 $255,000 $172,500
Colt Average n/a $0 (0) $0 (0) $397,360 (4) n/a $0 (0) $391,667 (21) $270,000 (2)
Filly Average n/a $394,000 (1) $0 (0) $238,600 (4) n/a $80,000 (1) $266,000 (15) $136,250 (4)

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Current Sales Results

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.

Fasig-Tipton Kentucky 2014 Summer Selected Horses of Racing Age Sale

(7/14/2014 - 7/14/2014 )

Other Top Progeny by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
304 Hillaby, 2010 F E Sealy Hill, 2004 Taylor Made Sales Agency Stonestreet Stables $500,000
393 Dramedy, 2009 H F She's a Winner*, 1996 War Horse Place Gerry Aschinger $70,000

Fasig-Tipton Kentucky 2014 July Yearling Sale

(7/14/2014 - 7/14/2014 )

Other Top Progeny by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
271 Happy Vale, 2010 M B Indian Vale, 2002 Taylor Made Sales Agency Windhaven Farm $50,000
266 Southern Heights, 2009 M B Tweedside, 1998 Taylor Made Sales Agency Raut $32,000

Japan Racing Horse Association 2014 Sale of Yearlings and Weanlings

(7/14/2014 - 7/15/2014 )

Top Weanling, Yearling, and Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
318 UNNAMED, 2014 F W Diamondrella (GB), 2004 Northern Farm Hajime Satomi $394,000

Tattersalls Limited 2014 July Mixed Sale

(7/9/2014 - 7/11/2014 )

Other Top Progeny by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
518 Tales of Grimm, 2009 G I Stupendous Miss*, 2001 Musley Bank Stables Sam Kavanagh Racing $135,119

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Upcoming Sales Entries

What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse; I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.

Fasig-Tipton New York Saratoga 2014 Select Yearling Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
29 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Joanie's Catch First Tour
74 c 2013 Y Distorted Humor Sadler's Secretary (IRE) Sadler's Wells

Pedigree

What's This?
A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations. Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner Mr. Prospector Raise a Native
Gold Digger
File Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty Danzig Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Sweetest Chant Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet

Inbreeding

4S X 5D Native Dancer.

Race Record

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.
Age Starts 1st (SW) 2nd (SP) 3rd (SP) Earned
3 10 4 ( 1 ) 2 ( 2 ) 1 ( 1 ) $191,211
4 5 1 ( 1 ) 3 ( 1 ) 1 ( 1 ) $212,660
5 8 3 ( 3 ) 0 1 ( 1 ) $366,093
Totals 23 8 5 3 $769,964

Won at 3

  • Screen King S.

    (6f, D, defeating Gold Fever, Stu's Choice, Von Groovey, Dr. Bikhazi, Denmark, Tri Line). Replay
  • An allowance race at Churchill Downs

    (6f, D, defeating Sudden Fling, Everlasting Hope, Great Persuader, Mad Bomber, Marc the Groove, Brass Works). Replay
  • An allowance race at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating Saratoga Squall, King Rio, Strike Zone, El Chalan, Karen's Fantasy, Rebecca's Storm, You'vegotmynumber, Jerimi's Avenger, Play Dixie, Just Like Jazz). Replay
  • A maiden special weight race at Gulfstream Park

    (6f, D, defeating Hashid, Matthew's Slew, Saratoga Sport, Portmagee, Chu Cullen, Page Road, My Beau Genius, Master Rahy, I'm Number One). Replay

2nd at 3

  • Fayette S. (gr. II)

    (9f, D, to Isitingood, defeating Strawberry Wine, Pyramid Peak, Prory, Judge T C, Foolish Pole, Leave'm Inthedark). Replay
  • Jerome H. (gr. II)

    (8f, D, to Why Change, defeating Diligence, Gator Dancer, Instant Friendship, Gold Fever, Gold Token, In Contention, Action, Someplace Fast). Replay

3rd at 3

  • King's Bishop S. (gr. II)

    (7f, D, to Honour and Glory, Elusive Quality, defeating Gold Fever, Delay of Game, Cliveden Hall). Replay

Won at 4

2nd at 4

  • Kentucky Cup Classic H. (gr. III)

    (9f, D, to Semoran, defeating Coup D' Argent, Stephanotis, Mt. Sassafras, Danville, Regal Discovery, Krigeorj's Gold). Replay

3rd at 4

Won at 5

  • Commonwealth Breeders' Cup S. (gr. II)

    (7f, D, defeating El Amante, Partner's Hero, Irish Conquest, Calca, Frisco View, Prince of the Mt., Victor Cooley). Replay
  • Churchill Downs H. (gr. II)

    (7f, D, defeating Gold Land, El Amante, Partner's Hero, Golden Oriental, Swift Appraisal, Victor Cooley). Replay
  • Ack Ack H. (gr. III)

    (7.5f, D, defeating Crafty Friend, Chindi, Take Note of Me, High Stakes Player, Littlebitlively). Replay

3rd at 5

  • Cigar Mile H. (gr. I)

    (8f, D, to Sir Bear, Affirmed Success, defeating Coronado's Quest, Crafty Friend, Stormin Fever, Pyramid Peak, Black Forest). Replay

As Broodmare Sire

What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.

Distorted Humor is the sire of 316 dams of 655 named foals of racing age, 369 rnrs (56%), 267 wnrs (41%), 88 2yo wnrs (13%), 1.49 AEI, 1.48 CI; 33 sw, Leading Earner: Speed Baby (AUS) ($975,485).

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