Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

1993, ch, entered stud 1999

No. 1 Active NA Sire by lifetime %
of BT Wnrs & Yearling Sale Avg.
135 BT Wnrs & 55 GSWnrs, $118M.
$1.525M colt at KEESEPT

2016 FEE: $100,000 Stands & Nurses

Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY

Tools and Resources

Current Top Performers Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services.
Horse Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track)
JOKING 7 yo, g, G2W A.P. Indy
True North S. (gr. II, 6/10/2016, $250,000, 6 furlongs, 1:08.04, Belmont Park ) Replay
Diablo S. ( 5/8/2016, $100,000, 6 furlongs, 1:09.44, Belmont Park ) Replay
IRONICUS 5 yo, h, G2W A.P. Indy
Fort Marcy S. (gr. III, 5/7/2016, $150,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.82, Belmont Park ) Replay
2nd Woodford Reserve Manhattan S. (gr. I, 6/11/2016, $1,000,000, 1 1/4 miles, 1:58.92, Belmont Park ) Replay
NO DISTORTION 3 yo, c, SW Langfuhr
Long Branch S. ( 7/9/2016, $100,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:42.81, Monmouth Park ) Replay
AOC ( 6/11/2016, $36,000, 1 mile 70 Yards, 1:43.00, Delaware Park ) Replay
TALES OF GRIMM 7 yo, g, SW Dynaformer
FKG Group Spear Chief H. ( 6/25/2016, $47,789, Eagle Farm-AUS )
Sonic Mule 2 yo, c, G2PL A.P. Indy
3rd Saratoga Special S. (gr. II, 8/14/2016, $200,000, 6 1/2 furlongs, 1:17.00, Saratoga ) Replay
MSW ( 7/15/2016, $36,000, 5 1/2 furlongs, 1:04.21, Monmouth Park ) Replay
Robillard 4 yo, f, G2PL Stormy Atlantic
3rd Sheepshead Bay S. (gr. II, 5/7/2016, $200,000, 1 3/8 miles, 2:18.90, Belmont Park ) Replay
AOC ( 6/23/2016, $85,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:39.11, Belmont Park ) Replay
VORTICITY 3 yo, c, SW Flatter
2nd Withers S. (gr. III, 1/30/2016, $250,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:46.99, Aqueduct ) Replay
2nd Jerome S. (gr. III, 1/2/2016, $200,000, 1 mile 70 Yards, 1:42.98, Aqueduct ) Replay
Semper Fortis 3 yo, c, SPL Unbridled's Song
2nd Shared Belief S. ( 8/26/2016, $100,000, 1 mile, 1:35.74, Del Mar ) Replay
CRITTENDEN 4 yo, g, SW Pulpit
2nd Oak Tree H. ( 6/25/2016, $50,000, 1 1/16 miles, 1:42.87, Oak Tree At Pleasanton )
Broadway Boogie (IRE) 4 yo, c, SPL Grand Lodge
2nd Grand Prix de Bordeaux ( 5/28/2016, $13,338, Bordeaux Le Bouscat-FR )
MSW ( 5/4/2016, $22,994, Lyon La Soie (formerly Lyon-villeurbanne)-FR )

Leading Runners Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings, and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.

By Lifetime Earnings

Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Boisterous $1,458,792
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Any Given Saturday $1,083,533

By Current Year Earnings

Name Earnings
Ironicus $275,000
Joking $259,900
No Distortion $131,975
Honorable Duty $116,636
Second City $111,200
Sanctifica $109,600
Shadow Rock $107,894
Kundray $99,580
Vorticity $90,000
Abraham $83,867

By Class Performance Index

Name CPI

Recent North American Winners and Stakes Performers

What's This?
All winning or stakes-placed progeny are listed for North American performances within the previous seven days. Winners are updated on the list only when the information on new winners is available. Juvenile runners are included in a separate list. For each runner is listed his or her name, age and sex, and broodmare sire. Race data include the race name (when applicable), track, official finish position, distance, and race date. If video of the race is available, a camera icon and “Replay” are linked to a video player. Equibase charts for all races are also linked.

3-Year-Olds and up

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
Semper Fortis (3 yo/c) Unbridled's Song Shared Belief S., Del Mar (2nd , 1 Mile, 8/26) Replay Equibase Chart

Upcoming North American Race Entries

What's This?
This section lists the progeny entered in an upcoming race in North America (U.S., Canada, and Puerto Rico) for the subject stallion. Weekly entries are published as soon as they are available through Equibase and are only for races that meet the following purse thresholds: All stakes $50,000 and up; allowance races for $30,000 and up; claiming and optional claiming for $50,000 and up; maiden special weights for $20,000 and up; and, maiden claiming races worth $20,000 or more. For each runner is listed its post position, name, age and sex, and name of the dam. Race data includes the race type or name (applicable to stakes), race date, race number, track, purse, distance, assigned weight, jockey, trainer, breeder and owner.
Post Horse / Age / Sex / Dam Race Wt Jockey / Trainer Breeder / Owner
9 Cash Crop
  • 5 yo Gelding
  • Cotton Blossom
ALW
9/1/2016, Race 1, Saratoga, $65,000, 2 1/16mi (T)
152
  • William McCarthy
  • Archibald J. Kingsley, Jr.
  • Brushwood Stable
  • Sensor, Mrs. George, M.
3 Jaycee's Humor
  • 4 yo Filly
  • Beautiful Moment
MSW
9/2/2016, Race 8, Arlington, $24,000, 5f (T)
124
  • Carlos Montalvo
  • Kellyn Gorder
  • Moore Racing LLC
  • Ghost Hollow Farm (Kevin and Tammy Jones)
1 Gervais
  • 2 yo Colt
  • Ruth E
MSW
9/2/2016, Race 7, Ellis Park, $38,000, 6 1/2f
120
  • Brian Joseph Hernandez, Jr.
  • Michael Stidham
  • Darley
  • Godolphin Racing, LLC, Lessee (Mohammed Al Maktoum, et al.)
4 Barraaq (GB)
  • 3 yo Ridgling
  • Alwajeeha
MSW
9/4/2016, Race 4, Parx Racing, $50,000, 1 1/8mi (T)
120
  • Kendrick Carmouche
  • Kiaran P. McLaughlin
  • Shadwell Estate Company Limited
  • Shadwell Stable

Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings

What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners, stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes information is worldwide.
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2016 187 68 3 4 2 0 Ironicus ($275,000) $3,736,659
2015 213 113 11 14 6 0 Ironicus ($518,600) $7,452,226

Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)

What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
2016 2015
Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os
Number Sold 0 0 4 8 5 3 36 14
Total Average $0 $0 $160,000 $183,725 $483,000 $107,333 $291,528 $209,517
Total Median $0 $0 $110,000 $190,000 $350,000 $120,000 $230,000 $143,896
Colt Average n/a $0 (0) $235,000 (2) $200,000 (4) n/a $76,000 (2) $350,938 (16) $267,346 (8)
Filly Average n/a $0 (0) $85,000 (2) $167,450 (4) n/a $170,000 (1) $244,000 (20) $145,400 (5)

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Current Sales Results

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.

Fasig-Tipton Saratoga 2016 Yearling Sale

(8/8/2016 - 8/9/2016 )

Top Weanling, Yearling, and Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
75 UNNAMED, 2015 C Y Lemon Kiss*, 2004 Taylor Made Sales Agency Grupo 7C $350,000
132 UNNAMED, 2015 F Y Redreamit, 2006 Vinery Sales Thomas/Lakin $100,000

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Upcoming Sales Entries

What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse; I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.

Keeneland 2016 September Yearling Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
4 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Saltendipity Salt Lake Taylor Made Sales Agency
42 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Spare Change Bernardini Eaton Sales
60 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Storm Beauty Storm Cat Eaton Sales
65 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Stormy Welcome Storm Cat Lane's End
124 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Versailles Song Unbridled's Song Eaton Sales
130 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Wait Til Dawn Giant's Causeway Select Sales
187 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Aryaamm (IRE) Galileo (IRE) Brookdale Sales
229 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Calais A.P. Indy Gainesway
252 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Cindy's Mom A.P. Indy Taylor Made Sales Agency
284 Dark Humor c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Dark Sky Storm Cat Lane's End
304 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Dontbeshy I'll Buy Cherokee Run Gainesway
316 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Dubai Dancer A.P. Indy Taylor Made Sales Agency
328 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor England Swings Kitten's Joy Four Star Sales
330 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Eternal Bounty (IRE) Galileo (IRE) Timber Town
354 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Gamely Girl Arch Indian Creek
391 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Hightap Tapit Gainesway
402 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Hot Summer Malibu Moon Mill Ridge Sales
410 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor In Bloom Discreet Cat Frankfort Park Farm
426 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Joyful Victory Tapit Taylor Made Sales Agency
507 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Modeling Tapit Eaton Sales
562 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Potesta Macho Uno Taylor Made Sales Agency
568 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Princess Ash Indian Charlie Denali Stud
681 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Unacloud Unaccounted For Taylor Made Sales Agency
689 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Warbling Unbridled's Song Taylor Made Sales Agency
707 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Adrina A.P. Indy Lane's End
726 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Ask the Moon Malibu Moon Denali Stud
961 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Our Khrysty Newfoundland Taylor Made Sales Agency
975 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Princess Sinead (IRE) Jeremy Eaton Sales
985 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Queen of Song Unbridled's Song Taylor Made Sales Agency
991 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Red Hot Bullet Red Bullet Bluewater Sales
1017 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Sheraton Park Cozzene South Point Sales Agency
1124 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Beale Street Belle Tapit Taylor Made Sales Agency
1166 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Crazy Party A.P. Indy Brookdale Sales
1196 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Dust and Diamonds Vindication Four Star Sales
1198 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Edit Unbridled's Song Taylor Made Sales Agency
1332 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Miss Kilroy A.P. Indy James B. Keogh
1373 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Positive Energy Rubiano Nardelli Sales
1522 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Will Prevail Storm Cat Taylor Made Sales Agency
1525 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Winning Point Point Given Taylor Made Sales Agency
1853 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Slow Down Seattle Slew James B. Keogh
2272 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Star Torina A.P. Indy Lane's End
2404 c 2015 Y Distorted Humor Cat Dancer Storm Cat Denali Stud
2668 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Stage Luck Unbridled's Song Brookdale Sales
2989 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Musical Chimes In Excess (IRE) Blandford Stud
3017 f 2015 Y Distorted Humor Pick Me Horse Chestnut (SAF) KatieRich Farms

Pedigree

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A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations. Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner Mr. Prospector Raise a Native
Gold Digger
File Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty Danzig Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Sweetest Chant Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet

Inbreeding

4S X 5D Native Dancer.

Race Record

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.
Age Starts 1st (SW) 2nd (SP) 3rd (SP) Earned
3 10 4 ( 1 ) 2 ( 2 ) 1 ( 1 ) $191,211
4 5 1 ( 1 ) 3 ( 1 ) 1 ( 1 ) $212,660
5 8 3 ( 3 ) 0 1 ( 1 ) $366,093
Totals 23 8 5 3 $769,964

Won at 3

  • Screen King S. at Saratoga

    (6f, D, defeating Gold Fever, Stu's Choice, Von Groovey, Dr. Bikhazi, Denmark, Tri Line).
  • An allowance race at Churchill Downs

    (6f, D, defeating Sudden Fling, Everlasting Hope, Great Persuader, Mad Bomber, Marc the Groove, Brass Works).
  • An allowance race at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating Saratoga Squall, King Rio, Strike Zone, El Chalan, Karen's Fantasy, Rebecca's Storm, You'vegotmynumber, Jerimi's Avenger, Play Dixie, Just Like Jazz).
  • A maiden special weight race at Gulfstream Park

    (6f, D, defeating Hashid, Matthew's Slew, Saratoga Sport, Portmagee, Chu Cullen, Page Road, My Beau Genius, Master Rahy, I'm Number One).

2nd at 3

  • Fayette S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (9f, D, to Isitingood, defeating Strawberry Wine, Pyramid Peak, Prory, Judge T C, Foolish Pole, Leave'm Inthedark).
  • Jerome H. (gr. II) at Belmont Park

    (8f, D, to Why Change, defeating Diligence, Gator Dancer, Instant Friendship, Gold Fever, Gold Token, In Contention, Action, Someplace Fast).

3rd at 3

  • King's Bishop S. (gr. II) at Saratoga

    (7f, D, to Honour and Glory, Elusive Quality, defeating Gold Fever, Delay of Game, Cliveden Hall).

Won at 4

  • Salvator Mile H. (gr. III) at Monmouth Park

    (8f, D, defeating Wild Deputy, Smooth the Loot, Kiridashi).

2nd at 4

  • Kentucky Cup Classic H. (gr. III) at Turfway Park

    (9f, D, to Semoran, defeating Coup D' Argent, Stephanotis, Mt. Sassafras, Danville, Regal Discovery, Krigeorj's Gold).

3rd at 4

  • Philip H. Iselin H. (gr. II) at Monmouth Park

    (8.5f, D, to Formal Gold, Skip Away, defeating Foolish Pole).

Won at 5

  • Commonwealth Breeders' Cup S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating El Amante, Partner's Hero, Irish Conquest, Calca, Frisco View, Prince of the Mt., Victor Cooley).
  • Churchill Downs H. (gr. II) at Churchill Downs

    (7f, D, defeating Gold Land, El Amante, Partner's Hero, Golden Oriental, Swift Appraisal, Victor Cooley).
  • Ack Ack H. (gr. III) at Churchill Downs

    (7.5f, D, defeating Crafty Friend, Chindi, Take Note of Me, High Stakes Player, Littlebitlively).

3rd at 5

  • Cigar Mile H. (gr. I) at Aqueduct

    (8f, D, to Sir Bear, Affirmed Success, defeating Coronado's Quest, Crafty Friend, Stormin Fever, Pyramid Peak, Black Forest).

As Broodmare Sire

What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.

Distorted Humor is the sire of 392 dams of 1095 named foals of racing age, 676 rnrs (62%), 477 wnrs (44%), 146 2yo wnrs (13%), 1.55 AEI, 1.42 CI; 50 sw, Leading Earner: Moanin ($1,668,007).

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