Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig

1993, ch, entered stud 1999

Two-Time Champion Sire.
124 SW, 51 GSW, 17 G1 SW, $105M.
2014: 21 SH, 7 SW, 12 2yo Wnrs, $5M
$1M 2YO, $625K, $550K, $525K Ylgs

2015 FEE: $100,000 Stands & Nurses

Standing at WinStar Farm LLC, Versailles, KY

Tools and Resources

Current Top Performers Worldwide

What's This?
Up to 10 runners are listed for each sire. Runners represent the stallion’s top performers for the year and are displayed according to a hierarchy that gives first preference to the date, graded stakes, stakes, and then non-stakes races. These are sorted by best performance. Older results will remain listed if no new performances occur to replace them. At the beginning of a new year, this section will display the top performers for the previous year through March 31 but a preference is given to current year runners. Each horse listed is linked to additional information including pedigree, sale history, race chart (with video and recap when available). Race data include distance in furlongs; final time of race; and track code. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services.
Horse Age/Sex/Best Win Broodmare Sire Race (Stakes Grade if Applicable; Date; Purse; Distance; Time; Track)
CURSORY GLANCE 2 yo, f, G1W Sadler's Wells
Moyglare Stud S. (gr. I, 9/14/2014, $225,591, Curragh-IRE )
Albany S. (gr. III, 6/20/2014, $67,644, Ascot-ENG )
FIRE WITH FIRE 6 yo, g, G2W Capote
Charles Whittingham S. (gr. II, 5/24/2014, $200,000, 1 1/4 miles, 2:00.92, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
San Luis Rey S. (gr. II, 3/22/2014, $200,000, 1 1/2 miles, 2:25.03, Santa Anita Park ) Replay
ABRAHAM 4 yo, g, SW El Prado (IRE)
Michael G. Schaefer Memorial S. ( 10/4/2014, $100,000, 1 mile 70 Yards, 1:40.64, Indiana Grand Race Course ) Replay
AOC ( 7/25/2014, $93,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:49.87, Saratoga ) Replay
PRAIA 4 yo, f, SW Royal Academy
Keertana S. ( 5/17/2014, $65,000, 1 3/8 miles, 2:16.92, Churchill Downs ) Replay
WIND FIRE 3 yo, f, SW A.P. Indy
Betfred Hat Trick Heaven Scurry S. ( 6/14/2014, $35,596, Sandown Park-ENG )
NAWWAAR 5 yo, h, SW Rahy
His Highness The President Cup ( 2/16/2014, $30,225, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
CND ( 1/26/2014, $13,070, Abu Dhabi-UAE )
INTERPRET 6 yo, h, SW Interprete (ARG)
Jebel Ali S. Sponsored By Shadwell ( 1/10/2014, $81,690, Jebal Ali-UAE )
BOISTEROUS 7 yo, h, G1W Cox's Ridge
3rd Woodford Reserve Turf Classic S. (gr. I, 5/3/2014, $500,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:47.73, Churchill Downs ) Replay
ALW ( 4/5/2014, $68,000, 1 1/8 miles, 1:50.86, Keeneland ) Replay
Surfer 5 yo, g, G2PL Ocean Crest
3rd Al Maktoum Challenge R3 Sponsored By Emirates Airline (gr. I, 3/8/2014, $40,000, Meydan Racecourse-UAE )
Bakken 4 yo, c, G2PL Honour and Glory
2nd True North S. (gr. II, 6/6/2014, $250,000, 6 furlongs, 1:08.29, Belmont Park ) Replay
AOC ( 10/2/2014, $80,000, 6 1/2 furlongs, 1:15.87, Belmont Park ) Replay

Leading Runners Worldwide

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Up to 10 runners are listed in each category: Lifetime Earnings, Current Year Earnings, and Class Performance Index (CPI). Lifetime Earnings and Current Year Earnings include Northern Hemisphere winnings. CPI is the average earnings per start for an individual runner divided by the average earnings per start for all horses of the same crop and gender that raced in the same country for a given year.

By Lifetime Earnings

Name Earnings
Drosselmeyer $3,728,170
Funny Cide $3,529,412
Flower Alley $2,533,910
Hystericalady $2,390,556
Commentator $2,049,845
Regal Ransom $1,894,835
A Shin Cool D $1,485,252
Boisterous $1,458,792
Hello Pretty (AUS) $1,205,529
Any Given Saturday $1,083,533

By Current Year Earnings

Name Earnings
Cursory Glance $351,672
Fire With Fire $307,960
Amelie (JPN) $282,527
House Rules $223,700
Abraham $179,060
American Diner $155,820
Boisterous $132,833
Hillaby $116,530
Nawwaar $108,545
A Shin Xanadu $107,236

By Class Performance Index

Name CPI
Cursory Glance 37.07
Boisterous 15.06
Laugh Track 11.79
Bakken 10.45
Unbound 9.81
Amelie (JPN) 9.77
Abraham 8.69
Fire With Fire 7.07
Catron 6.66
Wind Fire 6.40

Recent North American Winners and Stakes Performers

What's This?
All winning or stakes-placed progeny are listed for North American performances within the previous seven days. Winners are updated on the list only when the information on new winners is available. Juvenile runners are included in a separate list. For each runner is listed his or her name, age and sex, and broodmare sire. Race data include the race name (when applicable), track, official finish position, distance, and race date. If video of the race is available, a camera icon and “Replay” are linked to a video player. Equibase charts for all races are also linked.

3-Year-Olds and up

Name Age/Sex Broodmare Sire Race, Track, Position, Distance, Date    
Joking (5 yo/g) A.P. Indy CLM, Aqueduct (1st , 6 1/2 Furlongs, 10/30) n/a Equibase Chart
Punster (6 yo/g) Victory Gallop CLM, Parx Racing (1st , 1 Mile, 10/27) n/a Equibase Chart

Upcoming North American Race Entries

What's This?
This section lists the progeny entered in an upcoming race in North America (U.S., Canada, and Puerto Rico) for the subject stallion. Weekly entries are published as soon as they are available through Equibase and are only for races that meet the following purse thresholds: All stakes $50,000 and up; allowance races for $30,000 and up; claiming and optional claiming for $50,000 and up; maiden special weights for $20,000 and up; and, maiden claiming races worth $20,000 or more. For each runner is listed its post position, name, age and sex, and name of the dam. Race data includes the race type or name (applicable to stakes), race date, race number, track, purse, distance, assigned weight, jockey, trainer, breeder and owner.
Post Horse / Age / Sex / Dam Race Wt Jockey / Trainer Breeder / Owner
3 Wind Fire
  • 3 yo Filly
  • A. P. Dream
Xpressbet Breeders' Cup Sprint (gr. 1)
11/1/2014, Race 10, Santa Anita Park, $1,500,000, 6f
121
  • Jamie P. Spencer
  • David Brown
  • Kinsman Farm
  • Qatar Racing, Ltd.
5 Rugged
  • 4 yo Gelding
  • Composure
Bet on Sunshine S.
11/1/2014, Race 7, Churchill Downs, $58,000, 6f
120
  • Joe M. Johnson
  • Jon M. Cowan
  • Darley
  • Ragnar Korthase
5 Graffitist
  • 4 yo Gelding
  • Summerly
Mountaineer Mile S.
11/1/2014, Race 7, Mountaineer Casino Racetrack & Resort, $130,000, 1mi
119
  • Walter De La Cruz
  • Odin J. Londono, Jr.
  • WinStar Farm, LLC
  • Michelle Winters
11 Bakken
  • 4 yo Colt
  • General Jeanne
Xpressbet Breeders' Cup Sprint (gr. 1)
11/1/2014, Race 10, Santa Anita Park, $1,500,000, 6f
126
  • Gary L. Stevens
  • Chad C. Brown
  • Hermitage Farm LLC & WinStar Farm LLC
  • Mr. & Mrs. William K. Warren, Jr.

Distorted Humor's Northern Hemisphere Rankings

What's This?
Stallions whose progeny performance statistics make them the top 100 sires nationally or among the top 25 leadings sires in a given state are listed with runners, winners, stakes winners, stakes wins, graded stakes winners, grade I stakes winners, chief earner, and aggregate earnings identified for the current year. The same data for the previous year is also presented if the sire met the ranking thresholds. All data except stakes and graded stakes represents Northern Hemisphere data; stakes information is worldwide.
  Rankings Rnrs Wnrs SWs SWins GSWs G1SWs Chief Earner Earnings
2014 197 100 7 10 2 1 Cursory Glance ($351,672) $5,122,334
2013 221 111 10 13 4 1 Boisterous ($538,049) $6,395,791

Auction Results (N. Hemisphere only)

What's This?
Summary sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all significant sales in the Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially. Below the summary results are links to worldwide hip-by-hip results for the major sales during the current year and two previous years. An online database with access to more detailed searches is available at www.bloodhorse.com/auctions-tool/. Recent Results Displays hip-by-hip sales results for the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares from the past two months; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed.
2014 2013
Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os Covering Sire Weanlings Yearlings 2-Y-Os
Number Sold 1 1 33 7 8 1 36 6
Total Average $775,000 $394,000 $267,965 $299,120 $1,181,250 $80,000 $339,306 $180,833
Total Median $775,000 $394,000 $250,000 $89,440 $607,500 $80,000 $255,000 $172,500
Colt Average n/a $0 (0) $276,521 (17) $379,813 (3) n/a $0 (0) $391,667 (21) $270,000 (2)
Filly Average n/a $394,000 (1) $258,875 (16) $238,600 (4) n/a $80,000 (1) $266,000 (15) $136,250 (4)

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Current Sales Results

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.

Fasig-Tipton Kentucky October Yearling Sale

(10/20/2014 - 10/22/2014 )

Top Weanling, Yearling, and Two-Year Olds by Distorted Humor

Hip # Horse Name (YOB) Sex Type Dam, YOB Consignor Buyer Price (RNA)
28 UNNAMED, 2013 C Y Wild Poppy, 2006 Denali Stud Ciaran Dunne, agent $230,000

Distorted Humor's Complete Worldwide Auction Results

Upcoming Sales Entries

What's This?
North American auction listings are included for the progeny and covered mares of all featured stallions. Expand each sale by clicking the + symbol to the left of the sale name. Entries include hip number, name (when applicable), sex, year of birth, type [A=stallion; B=broodmare; C=stallion season; D=broodmare prospect; E=racing or broodmare prospect; F=racing or stallion prospect; G=stallion prospect; H=horse; I=racing prospect; S=stallion share; W=weanling; Y=yearling; 2 (or other numeral)=age of hip], sire, dam, broodmare sire, and consignor. Cover sire information is available for broodmares that have been bred by hovering the cursor over the “B” designation.

Fasig-Tipton Kentucky Fall 2014 Mixed Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
27 c 2014 W Distorted Humor Magic Merger Corporate Report
89 Hearty Laugh f 2010 B Distorted Humor Justenuffheart Broad Brush
100 Lemon Kiss m 2004 B Lemon Drop Kid Black Tie Kiss Danzig

Keeneland Association November 2014 Breeding Stock Sale

Hip Name Sex YOB Type Sire Dam BroodmareSire Consignor
11 Tusculum Rd m 2005 B Gilded Time Candytuft Dehere Walnut Green, Agent forthe Dispersal of Smart Angle, LLP
14 Versailles Song m 2008 B Unbridled's Song Versailles Treaty Danzig Bedouin Bloodstock, Agent VIII
49 Color Me Flying f 2011 E Distorted Humor With Flying Colors A.P. Indy Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent LX
65 f 2014 W Distorted Humor Easterette Hard Spun Hunter Valley Farm, Agent
90 Grand Glory m 2007 B Distorted Humor Royally Chosen In Excess (IRE) Adena Springs
114 Justmissedthetrain (IRE) f 2011 B Montjeu (IRE) Eliza Mt. Livermore Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent CLXVII
207 Sugar House f 2010 B Distorted Humor Malibu Mint Malibu Moon Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent CXXXVIII
210 Taptam m 2005 B Pleasant Tap Salty Tam Salt Lake Gainesway, Agent XXVII
217 f 2014 W Distorted Humor Touching Beauty Tapit Eaton Sales, Agent
256 Bent On Glory m 2009 B Distorted Humor Indy Glory A.P. Indy Burleson Farms, Agent
291 England Swings m 2009 B Kitten's Joy Spent Gold Unaccounted For Four Star Sales, Agent
318 Jemima's Pearl m 2009 B Distorted Humor Jemima (GB) Owington (GB) Hill 'n' Dale Sales Agency, Agent
320 Joyful m 2005 B Distorted Humor My Bubbling Belle Tsunami Slew Denali Stud (Craig & Holly Bandoroff), Agent IX
353 Modeling f 2012 B Tapit Teeming Storm Cat Hill 'n' Dale Sales Agency, Agent
424 c 2014 W Distorted Humor Supercharger A.P. Indy Hill 'n' Dale Sales Agency, Agent
576 Distortion f 2010 B Distorted Humor Misty Rosette Stormin Fever Lane's End, Agent
589 Elle Point m 2008 B Distorted Humor Point Ashley Point Given Three Chimneys Farm, Agent III
825 Slow Down m 1997 B Seattle Slew Corrazona El Gran Senor Lane's End, Agent
919 April Fooler m 2005 B Distorted Humor Kim's Blues Cure the Blues Denali Stud (Craig & Holly Bandoroff), Agent XXXII
1049 Granny Spinster m 2004 B Distorted Humor Gracious Granny Lost Code Pauls Mill, Agent
1057 c 2014 W Distorted Humor High Change Jump Start War Horse Place LLC, Agent III
1108 Live and Love m 2007 B Distorted Humor Love At Noon Afternoon Deelites Warrendale Sales, Agent XXXVI
1171 Orange Crush m 2004 B Distorted Humor Lake Travis Seattle Slew Legacy Bloodstock (Tommy & Wyndee Eastham),Agent I
1310 Adorabell m 2004 B Distorted Humor Hear the Bells Deputy Minister Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent CXLIX
1345 Bootery m 2003 B Storm Boot Magic Way Runaway Groom Hunter Valley Farm, Agent
1463 Good News Today f 2010 B Distorted Humor A. P. Adventure A.P. Indy Lane's End, Agent
1621 Royal Septor m 2007 B Distorted Humor Seven Four Seven Colonial Affair Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent CXXXVI
1738 Amusingly m 2000 B Distorted Humor Maniches Slew Slew o' Gold Warrendale Sales, Agent XXXIX
1761 Beautiful Humor f 2010 B Distorted Humor Beautiful Daniele A.P. Indy Four Star Sales, Agent
1801 Classical Humour m 2007 B Distorted Humor Classic Stamp Regal Classic Hill 'n' Dale Sales Agency, Agent
1857 Flowery m 2006 B Distorted Humor Criminative Criminal Type Eaton Sales, Agent
1864 Fun Affair m 2007 B Distorted Humor Caressing Honour and Glory Taylor Made Sales Agency, Agent CXXXVIII
1876 Gold Dust Woman f 2011 B Distorted Humor Tee Kay Gold Meridian Gainesway, Agent XII
2048 Senora Dancer m 2009 B Distorted Humor La Cucaracha (GB) Piccolo (GB) Denali Stud (Craig & Holly Bandoroff), Agent XXXII
2193 Callie's Joy m 2004 B Distorted Humor Callie's Clown St. Jovite Darby Dan Farm, Agent XXV
2287 Great Humor m 2005 B Distorted Humor Silk Appeal Valid Appeal Lane's End, Agent
2458 Snicker Belle m 2007 B Distorted Humor My Success A.P. Indy Darby Dan Farm, Agent XXXVIII
2506 Tikki's Humor f 2011 E Distorted Humor Tikkanita Cozzene Mill Ridge Sales, Agent
2531 Whoopty Whoopty m 2007 B Distorted Humor Spring Meadow Meadowlake Warrendale Sales, Agent for Live Oak Stud
2814 Shandrea m 2008 B Distorted Humor Bee My Honey Southern Halo Michael C. Byrne, Agent
2852 Sweetest Surprise f 2012 E Distorted Humor Superhalf A.P. Indy WinStar Racing, Agent
2870 Cowtown Cat h 2004 A Distorted Humor Tom's Cat Storm Cat WinStar Racing, Agent
2884 Laugh Track h 2009 F Distorted Humor Flaming Heart Touch Gold WinStar Racing, Agent
2905 Swift Humor g 2011 I Distorted Humor People's Princess Meadowlake William B. Harrigan (Miacomet Farm Ltd), Agent
3096 Humor Her m 2002 B Distorted Humor Incredible Me Mt. Livermore Castle Park Farm LLC (Noel Murphy), Agent IX
3445 Exotic Storm m 2007 B Distorted Humor Don't Tacha Me A.P. Indy James B. Keogh (Grovendale), Agent XX
3692 Westow c 2011 G Distorted Humor Sightseek Distant View Mill Ridge Sales, Agent

Pedigree

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A brief pedigree is accompanied by a notation of inbreeding within five generations. Below the sire’s name are two links—“Download Stallion Register Pages” goes to the stallion’s current Stallion Register print pages in PDF (if made available by the subscribing farm) and the equineline.com “Reports” link goes to a list of reports available from The Jockey Club’s equineline.com service.

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner Mr. Prospector Raise a Native
Gold Digger
File Tom Rolfe
Continue
Danzig's Beauty Danzig Northern Dancer
Pas de Nom
Sweetest Chant Mr. Leader
Gay Sonnet

Inbreeding

4S X 5D Native Dancer.

Race Record

What's This?
Sales results include the subject stallion's progeny and covered mares for the current year to date and the past year; data include results of all sales in Northern Hemisphere. Information is updated daily and reflects official results as recorded by The Jockey Club Information Services; records of sales outside of North America may be delayed and will appear only when recorded officially.
Age Starts 1st (SW) 2nd (SP) 3rd (SP) Earned
3 10 4 ( 1 ) 2 ( 2 ) 1 ( 1 ) $191,211
4 5 1 ( 1 ) 3 ( 1 ) 1 ( 1 ) $212,660
5 8 3 ( 3 ) 0 1 ( 1 ) $366,093
Totals 23 8 5 3 $769,964

Won at 3

  • Screen King S. at Saratoga

    (6f, D, defeating Gold Fever, Stu's Choice, Von Groovey, Dr. Bikhazi, Denmark, Tri Line). Replay
  • An allowance race at Churchill Downs

    (6f, D, defeating Sudden Fling, Everlasting Hope, Great Persuader, Mad Bomber, Marc the Groove, Brass Works). Replay
  • An allowance race at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating Saratoga Squall, King Rio, Strike Zone, El Chalan, Karen's Fantasy, Rebecca's Storm, You'vegotmynumber, Jerimi's Avenger, Play Dixie, Just Like Jazz). Replay
  • A maiden special weight race at Gulfstream Park

    (6f, D, defeating Hashid, Matthew's Slew, Saratoga Sport, Portmagee, Chu Cullen, Page Road, My Beau Genius, Master Rahy, I'm Number One). Replay

2nd at 3

  • Fayette S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (9f, D, to Isitingood, defeating Strawberry Wine, Pyramid Peak, Prory, Judge T C, Foolish Pole, Leave'm Inthedark). Replay
  • Jerome H. (gr. II) at Belmont Park

    (8f, D, to Why Change, defeating Diligence, Gator Dancer, Instant Friendship, Gold Fever, Gold Token, In Contention, Action, Someplace Fast). Replay

3rd at 3

  • King's Bishop S. (gr. II) at Saratoga

    (7f, D, to Honour and Glory, Elusive Quality, defeating Gold Fever, Delay of Game, Cliveden Hall). Replay

Won at 4

2nd at 4

  • Kentucky Cup Classic H. (gr. III) at Turfway Park

    (9f, D, to Semoran, defeating Coup D' Argent, Stephanotis, Mt. Sassafras, Danville, Regal Discovery, Krigeorj's Gold). Replay

3rd at 4

Won at 5

  • Commonwealth Breeders' Cup S. (gr. II) at Keeneland

    (7f, D, defeating El Amante, Partner's Hero, Irish Conquest, Calca, Frisco View, Prince of the Mt., Victor Cooley). Replay
  • Churchill Downs H. (gr. II) at Churchill Downs

    (7f, D, defeating Gold Land, El Amante, Partner's Hero, Golden Oriental, Swift Appraisal, Victor Cooley). Replay
  • Ack Ack H. (gr. III) at Churchill Downs

    (7.5f, D, defeating Crafty Friend, Chindi, Take Note of Me, High Stakes Player, Littlebitlively). Replay

3rd at 5

  • Cigar Mile H. (gr. I) at Aqueduct

    (8f, D, to Sir Bear, Affirmed Success, defeating Coronado's Quest, Crafty Friend, Stormin Fever, Pyramid Peak, Black Forest). Replay

As Broodmare Sire

What's This?
Information provided for stallions with producing daughters includes the number of producers and number of foals, runners, winners, juvenile winners, and stakes winners. Broodmare Sire Average Earnings Index (AEI) is a ratio of the progeny average earnings of the stallion’s producing daughters with the total average of all broodmare sires’ progeny, during the same year and within the same country.

Distorted Humor is the sire of 335 dams of 659 named foals of racing age, 412 rnrs (63%), 291 wnrs (44%), 102 2yo wnrs (15%), 1.49 AEI, 1.47 CI; 36 sw, Leading Earner: Speed Baby (AUS) ($975,485).

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